Show FLIVVER SAM P wa my idea ot of a prosperous family admits george crossman is 0 one ne can buy an automobile accessory lor for the car without limiting the sartorial accessories tor for the wife 4 aw there would not be so ma many uy automobiles cluttering up the SO streets beets and highways it if tile the manufacturers would dimit the speed of their cars to about ten miles an hour nor would there be any wrecked cars or fatal acl ac l 1 ci dents I 1 our private idea 0 of haid luck is to have a good date a wonderful car and then find the parking light Is broken aw 4 0 O A hick town is a place where the speed cop Is afraid to annoy the local millionaire billionaire 41 40 10 jim byrne suggests that the modern ped estrain needs the multiple eyes of the fly and the numerous legs of 0 the centipede the pedestrian has enough legs what he needs is wings there is i a device to stop a car after the first bump now we need one to stop it after the first drink will nimmo says driving with one hand is bad business sooner or later you are bound to run into a church motorists should look at the birds and trees thomas edison the monday casualty list would indicate that many ot of them do 4 0 0 V W the best safety appliance in thel the world is a careful man at the wheel 0 o C 0 0 they used to count the notches in fit their guns now they count the dents in their tenders fenders ab 0 aw proving that theres nothing new under the sun you will find the flivver tv alluded to in the verse vers 0 t the 1 chapter ol of corinta corinthians IV A adams says the difference between an artist and an illustrator is that the artist drives a ford and the illustrator drives a Pa packard clard 4 0 o 40 v in buying another automobile a man always tries to get a better one i than he had but hes been known quit a good wife and marry the sorriest one he could find 0 o 0 0 VARIETY harry morgan drives a dort joe murray owns a star willie will ie has a reo sport and art a chrysler car martin drives a cadillac iris ills brother drives a marmon A packard sn sh sedan serves jack A lincoln silas harmon I 1 lulow know men driving will st claira pierce arrow and moon coaches while others try to win my ears with touring cars approaches one fellow has a Hup mobile another one a haynes 7 A third a brand new oldsmobile the car tor for men with brains I 1 ot of all these men I 1 have my choice ot of all their dazzling cars from oliver mckays rolls royce to Chevor lets and ana yet I 1 pr efera efern boy named roy who owns a ford str algat tour I 1 get more loving from this boy and kisses by the score with one arm free the car he steers ills his teat feet take care of 0 shifting shit ting gears I 1 snuggle closely at his ha side de despite the sting of passing jeers 4 40 A pena man Is using his old ford coupe coope tor for a chicken coop and it ts Is said the chickens leel feel perfectly at hone home at |