Show S that march came in like a domes tested lion and went out like a frozen froza lamb tai S S ii a n that the only tault fault with a high altitude ts Is that winter hogs too much ot spring ii 31 ai M ai M that it might be worse how however ever tor for our climatic thankful nd d w we e are condit conditions ondit ioas C I 1 s M a R s T that the congressional directory printed a voluminous article on tax tion but congress tailed failed to illustrate it with a cut L ass R ai M 7 that a friend Is a person who tells you of your mistakes it they are wor worth t h noticing and keeps still it they are not buot R H fi i that good will Is the direct heir bof f good service jb a V s a R id that the stages were out of 0 commission i sion again this week owing to the heavy storms of last saturday and the rio grande did a big busi esla AV te ness 9 a 19 a s sa s1 that the stages will again lie be running on schedule next week i fi R fi that by the first of may the weather man promises all automobile travel in full blast afi afi afi that barkis is willing afi fi afi fi 16 that it if direct accusations are true senator wheeler the persecutor E ol of a certain senate committee is i about as good an american as big bill haywood ta ft b 91 S that from declarations made openly to stroller this week by an active tearless fearless county official otti cial summit county is liable to have a teapot dome investigation in the near future 19 s s 5 1 U 1 that instead of 0 oil in the teapot it will be booze however and the investigation will be direct led e d as to the truthfulness of 0 some bootleggers as to amount and nd the frequency 0 of payments to 11 keep beep from being arrested I 1 A a ii hi fi afi S X i that an honest fearless alon on ct acid ild not help but do good go SS rt e y i one ot of two things viz stop 0 t r repaired accusations against certain officials olicia ls or give the officers I 1 free transportation to leav leavenworth 1 benworth far a period ot of rest in 1 it V afi bi I 1 that the coal dealers are now nearing nearl ng the end ot of their winters barvest and the ice man relaxing tor for a L lew few months smile fc 0 a a a fi p that so it goes it if you are not spending Wp ending your money tor for artificial heat hea t you are spending it tor for artificial b ial zero stutt stuff I 1 a a B h that next month the first conven aglon ton ot of this presidential year will be h held eld at provo y a s 5 a R i li that election ot of delegates to attend nd that convention will be aiji i crier er this month 15 S S fi mi fi that today to day is the first day ot of con rence and heavy Is travel to the ity of 0 the saints X fi n i ai M that every little bit helps and therefore we hope senator Pitt mans bill ill authorizing the purchase ot of BiO additional ounces ot of silver it t per ounce will become a aw W t n afi T a A that hiram johnson Is still rant ing and lafollette Is sa s1 slowly aly convalescing from his recent attack of pneumonia so the presidential race I 1 is still on with coolidge a certain 90 per cent winner at the cleveland convention next june S 9 vi B W that an exchange says saya it if he dodges automobiles he Is a pedestrian it he dodges taxes he Is a fan ancier it if he dodges responsibility he is a statesman and it if he dodges I 1 his newspaper mils bills he Is a knockout and a pullback afi fi ai afi that II if you are of 0 the latter class dodge into the record office the next time you are down town and be welcomed with a smile ai say vi R that the subscription price tor for the record Is only for fifty two issues w ii r a that it will he be seven years next sunday since uncle sam declared war against germany ai S S 9 S ii that perhaps it would mean much for the future of a number of the husky and intelligent young men it if they did not have good homes and indulgent parents to keep them in idleness ass T fi fi that habitual loafing becomes a habit mat grows and undermines ambition and usefulness of any worthwhile young man th i fa a 91 that where there Is a will there Is a way and employment and success comes come only to ta those a aho who vho persistently strive to help themselves qi a a 19 as that this is not intended as a slam but merely a decorative head piece for whoever cares to wear it bl n tt fi that it would please church goers in particular and park avenue ped re rians in general it if walks in a front of the abandoned churches were cleaned of 0 snow and ice fee afi f i fi ih h that it Is rea really 1 ly a shame the condition of the walks on that avenue a a a that merely as a reminder the record has easter cards birthday cards birth announcements congratulatory cards and graduation cards S ai S S that william mcadoo will do his stunt in salt lake next monday tor for the delight of the democrats of that city and the real amusement ot of the s T vi a a fi 1 that jerry says god hates a coward I 1 so does he said contempt that a nan man who cannot refrain from smoking while attending a funeral should never attend one but his own then smoking for him will be in order |