Show TH E to that a cruel says the law firm ot of wilson and colby ought to be a good one and a afi 5 a H if that hat it is not hard to tell which is going to be the office boy a vi a a 19 that expressions change in this dry country 0 of ours a R y a R that for or instance A drunken man used to be passed up with the exclamation how disgusting afi H if H fi r that now lie he is too looked ked at and the numerous queries are where did lie he get it afi afi afi that there is no end to the variety of skin ganies eames a a fi that in new york the other day frankfurters stuffed with opium were confiscated by the ever watchful h custom house officers otti cers B afi M that our old friend ben bell r franklin speaking of women once said a R a aa that three may keep a secret it two of them are dead a a B I 1 that ben was a wise guy even I 1 though only a printer afi a a that reform is noticed among several of our coffin nail smokers a a a 1 that they are breaking the habit by burning the tobacco in a pipe j a fi a R is i that they may bo be able to comply with the an anti ti cigarette law in public by tho the ath of june a 5 fi a a that tile the onward oil ward march 0 of spring was checked since our last issue a a 5 a 9 that it snowed allowed better than twelve inches last friday night vi if a that it stormed all day saturday a ln a that sunday it was bright still sunshine but snappy a and cold a fi a in a that today to day is good friday and hot cross buns if a a that sunday sul day weather veather permitting we will wear our nitty nifty blue bonnett with tile the pretty ribbons on it t a a a that one week troll from today to day w will ill be all fools day look out I 1 a qi a 1 that we would advise however it if you see a twenty dollar gold piece on OIL the sidewalk to make an effort to pick dick it up even though it be nailed down B 9 ili B ial that a real business start with business men in ill tile the saddle ha has s been made tor for base ball games this season a fi a n a R I 1 that there will be real interest aroused locally in the national game in consequence thereof in BBS IR that main mail street is about ready tor for another flushing bill s R a a 9 that under present conditions it Is both discouraging and unjust to allow the railroads to increase their already exorbitant rates a a a that another outrage is the continuance ti nuance of 0 the high price ot of coal a 9 H ti that consumers however should not blame the local dealers 1 9 afi a fi afi R that they are in no way responsible s fi a a that the blame is with will the money grabbers who own the mines a R ai s 9 a that with I larding and hughes and hoover and the rest ot of the big ones in id control a readjust readjustment meat will be brought about sooner or later afi fi afi 5 B that we must remember that governments governmental business and industrial affairs were in a frightful tangle when turned over to them 5 nue tj m A that it will take time and patience to untangle and straighten out a a a that everything good comes to him who walts waits a fi a a that we me are waiting arid and hoping |