Show H 1114 I 1 baker is back A ai 1 2 3 BAKER Is back tack arom varis faris and his favorite mud puddle at brest dont you hear the shouts tor for baker little baker back from brest beside the sea of mud says goodwins weekly the dear secretary has been quite a frequent visitor to paris and france of recent years when the terrible war was in progress nothing w would do but that li little atle mr baker must away to the western front to take a peek as all the great folk did in those damnable days here we are restoring to profanity iu in the presence of the sweet scented little mr air baker but as we were saying little mr baker camouflaged as the old gray cat pussyfooted pussy footed tooted into a front trench end and blinked tor for a moment through an a armor plated knothole knot hole then he remarked oh horrors and returned to america little mr baker went to parla paris on that occasion because he wanted to know how bow to conduct 3 a great war he learned it all in one deoc and returned looking wiser than general foed ever hoped to be but why did he go to europe this time hist gather around us and we will tell yo our theory when mr baker made a trip to the southwest recently he asked just three questions how do you people fee labout the league of nations how do you feel about the administration tra tion and what is the sentiment regarding a third term it is hinted that mr baker seemed not to care much about what was said in answer to the first question but that when the answer to the second and third questions were proffered he was as alert as one ot of those little birds that used to tell teacher everything and then some having absorbed all the answers lie he could hold he returned to washington and soon afterward sailed so tor for france that one hardly could hear the soughing of the sou west by nor norwest wind of course this is only a theory but we cannot help suspecting that the little bird chirped and chirped and twittered to the president at large about a third term it is only a theory but it may result in a condit condition lor |