Show M home paragraphs j if MJ y ye v iff i Kf w yf i f ws y the oung man whose pockets are filled with cigarette wrappers mustache combs linger finger nail cleanore cleaners miniature curling irons looking glass class etc and have hava their mothers crease their pants every day are not the ones who be will make promising husbands the pockets ot of those who are helping the country bloom and causing two blades of grass to grow there god planted but one will be found filled with ith barbed vre aire staples and different diiro rent sizes of nails and screws they fire are tile the boys tho the girls had bad better look after THE NEGLECTED HISS dunst I 1 got mad at maw I 1 dont remember why but I 1 walked right off to school phout tellin her goodby good by A big rump cattle in my throat an put near dear made me cry for me an naw is awful pals an allus kiss godby god by an might near ilear everything I 1 did went wrong looked like to me I 1 stubbed my toe aap an tore my waist an fell an skinned my knee I 1 missed in an lost A chance to git up lead head an in the spell ln class I 1 left A letter out of dead an k it that lump gro Ned and I 1 says spose it if maw should die right night now an me a leavin her about assin her goodby good by ny my the longes mornin moraln at ever I 1 spent I 1 know it seemed like moren fifty seara beara fore it was time to go an never mind what happened when I 1 seen my maw but I 1 list gues I 1 ilont wont go way no more phout kissin her goodby good by chicago news neis 0 0 the chicago city gardens association has found a practical help tor for i l i H A i 4 the back to ot land hela movement through tile the cultivation of vacant spaces within tile the city limits by tile the poor and unemployed each year the association apportions eighth acre farms to as many families who stand in need of moral or financial assistance A laigo laige number of 0 these amateur farmers become attracted to the work learn the financial return to ie be obtained front from right methods get some idea of scientific agriculture and each year a large number of 0 graduates leave the baby farms to engage in the regu la lar work of 0 truck farming or farming on a larger scale the work in chicago Is under the direction of laura dainty pelham president of the association who has pre upon the owners of largo large tracts of land to donate tham tor for gardening purposes to the association she Is working upon the principle that the raw italian or slav immigrant will not go to the country direct from castle garden but that with nith a little training and encouragement encourage maut he will see the greater profits possible tor for him through farming and eventually will leave the city and go back to the land TUB THE Uk PIRE suggested by the burne jones jonea painting of 0 an umpire standing over a player who has just slid over the home plate with the winning run and calling him out A fan there was waa and he made this prayer even as you and 1 I only to murder that robber there we called him the umpire who did not care but the tan fan wow lie he rave and swear even as you and 1 I oh the hits bits we made and the way we played and the w work ork of our infield band all spoiled by an umpire who did not know the wildest kind ot of a rotten throw and did not understand A fan there was and his goods he spent even as you and 1 I for a sunbaked sun baked awen ty fieve cent little bleacher seat but at that it meant seeing a ball game and so he went even as you a and d I 1 oh the game we lost and the tame fame we IWI lost and the way those fellows fanned but alas tor for an umpire who cannot state when a players on the old home plate and cannot understand the fan an yelled slide you rabbit slide even as you and I 1 there were two men out and the score was tied and the throw from center field wont went wide an owl could have seen it it lie he had tried even as a you and 1 I and it defeat or the being beat that stings like a red hot brand but its being robbed by a man like that who never did know where he was at and could not understand when andrew andre lapp and his family of bessemer michigan returned home from a call at one of their neighbors they found a huge hole in the ground whore where their home ought to have been the ground had given way and the house had dropped into an old shall feet deep A man and a wodan woman dropped into a small town not tar far from here recently and put up at the best hotel the morning they a rig each and started over tile the country asking the farmer folks tor for a chicken for an orphans home in st louis after two days begging they sold the chickens to a local produce man for 30 and left town their loot included several cash donations child of sorrows borrows kno iNest thou not that beyond the clouds there Is always a light and that night long the stars are in the sky the bright green heart of spring may be Is beneath tho the deepest snows look up the sweet tomorrow may cause a forgetting of the disappointment ot of today the sun follows rain and the seas ebb away to rise again rement ber that only the highest mountains rise above the clouds and that around tile the heaviest cross Is hung the prize tho the brightest crown 0 0 6 the average business man Is too busy and gets very careless in regard to his duty to his family it seems to us it if he loved his amaly family as much as himself it would could not be so hard to remember what lie he owes them what wife is there that knows what neglect means but would rather by tar far have plainer clothes plainer food plainer furniture and more love from her husband love that means kindness at all times remembering that the sweetest moments of a wo mans life is when a husband is kind and thoughtful tor for her comfort 7 A man that loves his wife does not have to be reminded of little acts ot of kindness he can give so many times a day it if a man does not love his wife lie he ought to be as thoughtful and as courteous to her as to her neighbor anyway 0 As a soul in heaven may look back on earth and smile at its past sorrows so even here it may rise to a sphere where it may look down on the storm that once threatened to overwhelm it I 1 in laying your plans tor for the improvement pro of 0 the household of culinary departments study comforts study to save steps to save time to save money and to save that which which is of easily more importance is easy to lose yet hard to find when once it is lost viz health perfect robust health it is something worth striving for and though never appreciated as it should be until it is gone past all hope of return it is 13 well worth studying it la is the congeni ot of life that saves it the inconveniences of life that cause its loss 0 there is sweet music in every home where the heart strings are touched by gentleness and courtesy the mild word the gentle answer the tender act the patient considerateness at eness will touch chords of kindness and make sweet melody in the tha family life as everywhere A desolate dreary place a home devoid or 0 those little courtesies which are practiced in the best social life good manners are a part of good morals and it la is as much your duty as your interest to practice both 9 0 girls dont marry to keep from being an old maid or just to make a change and get away from home maiden ladles ladies have a mission to ful fil as well as wives and mothers an editor Is a millionaire without moneys money a congressman out of a job a kins king without a throne ile he constructs without a hammer or saw aulds a railroad without or rails and farms without a plow ile he runs a butcher shop in the journalistic world and deals brair bais s chea tor for ca cash S h or credit he loves those who advertise with him film as lie he does a brother th e r the editor Is a teacher r it a lawyer a preacher and lie he sends truths out to save souls and is condemned himself ile he beala the wounded cares tor for the dying and rescues the perish ilig and starves himself when a ham sandwich would jerk him from tile the jaws of 0 death 7 if you know of 0 an item or it a piece ot of news tell us about it what we want but a newspaper man main sometimes experiences more in gathering news than one would imagine this was the case when a in a town who a few ew days ago was sent to write up a lire fare in a residence going to the door he inquired for the lady ot of the bouse the maid said she was out are any of the family at home inquired the scribe no they are all out was the reply well there a fire here last evening yes said the hired girl but out too teo A child should be made to feel that his home is indeed a home the happiest place in the world to him not merely an outward shelter and resting place but a center ot of enjoyment sanctified and purified by love the thought and remembrance of which shall be the safeguard of his life as he goes forth into the world giving strength and proportion to his character and turning his thoughts to all that may prepare him for the heavenly home when the scenes of earth shall have passed away doing bothin nothing tor for others is the undoing of ones self we must be purposely kind and generous or we miss the best part of our existence tle the heart that goe sout ot of itself itsek gets large and full of joy this Is the secret of the inner life we do ourselves the most good doing something tor for others an exchange remarks that the most power powerful till king is working wor king la ehla king the leanest thinking the most thirsty drinking drin king the slyest sliest winking win king the best liked by all ladies talking tal king the most humiliating sinking sin king the most stern spanking the most necessary baking ba king the most lovely sparking spar king the most optical looking loo king the most vibrating haking ha king and the most despised sneaking anea king kang 0 0 0 ten years ago when the automobile began to be a general and practical reality we heard much about the threatened disappearance of the horse five years ago when the auto truck first asserted itself broadly there was more of the same but what are the facts asks veterinary keence the agricultural department estrates est mates that there are now close to horses in the united states it a greater number than in any other ear except 1910 since 1898 the number of horses on the farms has increased 20 per cent in the interval which reaches the huge sum of has increased over tour four and one halt half times the value per head has grown from 34 to about that there Is room on this broad earth tor for both automobiles and horses these statistics prove and now they say they are gong going to prohibit pink lemonade the bac or whoever it Is that are always discovering that something particularly dear to our hearts Is deadly and dangerous the say that it has more germs than heintz lias has pickles so it must go well W e l 1 l 1 all right but by the great central role pole of 0 the universe we want to warn you scientific binks right here and now dont go snooping ing around and discovering that it is unsanitary to feed peanuts to the elephant for it if you do and you try to have any laws passed prohibiting that pinnacle of 0 pastime the great american public will rise up on its hind legs and hurl the whole horde ot of you with hideous ruin and combustion down to bottomless perdition IS IT ONE ON YOU TOO it theres anything ng that worries a woman its something she ought not to know but you bet shell find it out somehow it she gets the least kind ot of a show now we 11 wager a cent to a dollar this poem ashes already read we knew that shed get at it somehow if she has to stand on her had h ad exchange some time ago a young married woman of our town whose namo name we mit omit made a curious blunder she put some eggs on to boll boil soon after breakfast one morning they were still on when he came home at dinner time upon her husband asking what was in the saucepan she eho answered eggs tor for your dinner they have been on since soon boon after breakfast I 1 have tried them with a fork and they are not boiled yet his astonishment may rather be better imagined than described and the mere mention of eggs now brings a rosy blush to her face |