Show BETTER TAKK TAKE THE P sprit an illinois exchange gives the following account 0 of what happened to a family to stingy to take their home paper lie he says we once onca knew a man who was too stingy to take the newspaper in his bis home town and always went over to borrow his neighbors paper one evening he be sent his son over to borrow the paper and while the son was on the way he ran into a large stand of bees and in a fe few jui minutes his tace face looked like a summer squash hearing the agonized cries of the son the father ran to his assistance and in doing so ra ran into a barbed nire fence cutting a handful of flesh from his anatomy and ruining a 4 pair of trousers the old cow took advantage oi of the hole in the fence got into the cornfield and killed herself eating green corn hearing the racket tile the stingy mans wife ran out of the house upsetting up setting a four gallon churn full of cream into a basket of oe kitton drowning tile the whole flock sho she slipped on the cream an and d fell ell doyn stairs breaking her leg and a 19 set of false teeth the baby left alone crawled through the spilled cream lutt the parlor anil and ruined a 40 carpet during the excitement the daughter eloped with the hired man taking the family savings with them be warned by tile the at above experience and subscribe tor for the record for fear in running to your I 1 neighbor to borrow a copy you might tall fall down a prospect hole or I 1 your YOU r etite ii lie take a spasm because ot of her ell density as to what is oc curing in your home town will buy dour your horne paper tor for a whole year |