| Show ELECTRIC SPARKS mr longworth is accredited with exceptional niu musical la ia i a spite of 0 the fact that his speeches sometimes Bome times zet set a little oft off the key i some doubt Is still expressed as to whether col roosevelt la is out after votes or subscribers ia scranton pa artist says that the hobble skirt destroys aba beamut of the hury iranian huryan an figure it may be a matter for regret that scranton does not set the fashions tor for the nation 4 4 there is an evident determination to bring the indian up to a degree of civilization that will mable him to xe recognize cognize a gold brick sa soon foon as he sees it tom watson may get a good deal of satisfaction from thinking on what would happen to any assassin who tackled him in one of his warlike war like moods i 4 the weather dureau bureau la Is reaching rea cung eigher altitudes of ambiguity every day monday tor for instance it gave us unsettled and generally fair uncle joe cannon is still adjoin ed for the season s it is our belief that the new york state woodchuck that holed up was not trying at all to predict an eaily winter but simply knew that the colonel had swung around the circle and was headed for home i poor abruzi had better transfer his attentions to the north pole its more accessible and less chilly than miss elkins we ask aak tor for but a word from T R in regard to his mollycoddle innovation ol of proposing on ones knees A lone bandit robbing a pullman oar car in the st louis year beat the porter to it b 4 frederiek frederick pinney earlo earle has come to the conclusion elusion that the affinity business is a delusion and a snare and wants the old lady to come home and cook his meals tor for him 0 mr hearst has invited the colonel to walk tight right in and help himself to the independence league I eagus this leaves nothing now to be desired this september Is less conspicuous f tor r the oyster than the man from oyster day bay A v mayor gaynor is a fortunate man to have warnings against talking too much coining from his physicians in stead of from political advisers 5 col roosevelt returns almost as many distinguished privileges as he enjoyed in official life including iric luding leave to print I 1 the family of the duke of the abruzzi has consented not to interfere with a tive five mil million lion doll dollar ar loves young dream 4 the african continent seems an extremely quiet place just at present washington thinks that a town that never had a tall tail end baseball base ball club cannot possibly realize the full pleasure ot of a rising percentage 4 it looks as if 1 mr hearst were anxious to support some somebody bodyl i a little more prominent than hisgen ll isgen i st paul is congratulating itself on having witnessed a a genuine conserva conservation congress instead of a riot senator root has been so imbued with the spirit of peace at thil hague that abat he declares he will not take part in any political fights this tall fal 1 4 4 A pittsburg millionaire declares that 1400 is too much tor for his wife to pay for a gown and he has stopped her credit even the millionaires art an feeling the highl high cost sf 4 the chinese method of keeping eggs for many years by enclosing them in clay is not so and probably is quite as effective as our cold storage method the expected has happened walter wellman has postponed its his airship flight across the atlantic until next summer the episode on the north dakota shows that men may be as heroic in the stake hole as on the admirals admiral s brid bridge ge talk about degeneration hiram maxim inventor of explosives has taken to writing poetry 4 it if you are worried because it costs so much more to live now than it did twenty years ago just remember how much better it is to live now days a 11 those food experts might do well to remember that the vital question is not what we eat cat but when 4 4 esopus N Y is again in in notice can judge parker come back the question now arises can john Ds charity trust give it back to the people as fast as the standard oil company can take it from them S one legislative district in vermont went democratic last tuesday for tho the first time la in fifty two years which we ve should say la about often enough caius cassius townsend michigan insurgent seems to have madel short work with julius cesar burrows and tt is up to marc antony aldrich to prepare the funeral oration 46 A man who called colonel roosevelt a liar without injury thanks to the colonels forbearance many whom the colonel has called liars ave escaped without injury thanks to the nations habit of inde pendent thinking probably gov patterson Is a hand 1 walting on the wall expert 1 I there is enough advice at large in the countey counti y to supply a population of oe twice pittsburg must have been a bit surprised when the colonel handed out a boquet instead of a brickbat boston raa bas gained 19 per cent in population in a decade how paltry when compared to the way it rolls up ill culture twenty three stand patters sat on a wall vail twenty three stand patters had a great fall all tom taggart supporting prot prof woo row wilson for president would be a pet fi pat combination of sport and culture ful ture the honorable william do reiners rm iners rest resignation guat arrit of his membership in the Ilar illion club ot of chicago may have some pertinence but it la Is not so BO 1111 IIII rud convincingly cogent a resignation ot of hl membership the united tates states senate with 57 iowa preachers quitting PIP pulpits tb ny are ara convinced that chickens latt been kept on the egg lay in ing job ans donk all those democrats wt stir it knitting gnit ting in maine all this time atit nobody anew it f in the bright lexicon of ballinger thew alic io n no euch word as resign tir chicago grand jury jur has roasted I 1 he veat meat trust to a turn COUL cunnis Alf events cast their shadow before uncle joe cannon it hale any more in maine vermont but maine just ran ram away perhaps the new stylo style hats for women will be sold by the square toot foot republican harmony has blisters not from shaking hands but from shaking flits |
