Show the 0 scrap book ID ook A roomer in tho the air reporter reporters Report erI I 1 understand that one of ayour your guests committed suicide last night ight by ti aoelua himself out of a third tory w window tallow lodging house Keep erWell there was vr an suell such I 1 it a roomer lii in tho the air for awhile o town topics EQUALITY al all I 1 ina mon fam equal count la in goda sight eight thera ial a no black and there 1 in no an walto alt thera li no hah IN a and d thora the la 1 no low ht ie Z th thoro t la no frie friend a and d them in a no fol foa and earthly li cealon and ad earthly pride the gl glaciona acion of tho the andl d cannot nold bid tho the retty potty of rank and caste aro am sh and shrunk in the tb furnace td bloat net of 01 god d groat great love ova 11 dibon bon the iho an I 1 IN doaty alsol ho tho the heartbeats anatol and and tol topped the tha breath and tho the aratea ot of heaven as aa wido do blenx ev inc for lowliest peasant mi as lordi lInit weir and the atres it of oc h hell 0 11 burn just juat as bright P por r tho the rich or r poor for or tho the bluck black or whit rj r J CL brennan A place for FOP jeremiah A prosy preacher gave a lengthy discourse on the prophete prop hetu liets first ho he dwelt nt at length on oil the tha minor prophets at last he ha finished them and the conro gallon gar aavo 0 a elgh of relief ho he took a long bre breath ath and continued now I 1 s hn proceed to the abo major prophets after the ilia major prophets bell received more than ample attention the congregation gre gation enve another ot of bellof now that I 1 have finished with the ta 1 minor I 0 r prophets and I 1 the tie major prophets aliat ft t about jeremiah where la IS jere tit maahs I 1 alts place A tall man mail arose in n the back of the church jeremiah con can havo have my place he said im going home A deeper a to ca car A husband crime came homo home one evening to md find a note lott left for him by his big wife carelessly he opened it but as 09 ho be read his hid face blanched sly my godl bo be ex how could this have liap peoer so BO suddenly BUd denty and snatching his bla hat bat and coat bo be rashed to a bos boa pital which was near his homo home 1 I want kant to see bee my wife meg brown at once bo be said bald to the head bend nurse durso it before 2 coro aho he goes under the other ale aso tako take my message to her at once I 1 mrs brown echoed the nurse chero there li Is u no 0 mrs be brown wit here then t to cl which hospital tins hns ehe gone asked the distracted husband 1 1 I found this note from tier her when I 1 came homo home and ho be handed banded tho the note to tho the nu rs C iv who he read door dear hubband I 1 have yono gone to havo have my kimono out out BELLE ladles homo home journal A frank Acler advertiser tiser an english daily lind the following advertisement wanted A gentleman to undertake tho the sale of a patent medicine tho the adver advertiser User guaran guarantees teeg it will be profitable profit ablo to the undertaker tho the beat mon man rat put was invited t to 0 a wedding lie he arrived at the house hous and ad was shown upstairs to the dressing room the meats guests assembled below iacre tt ere startled by bearing a cos commotion above pushing into the hall they were startled to behold pat come tumbling heid head first down tho the stairs completely dis beveled why put fat tho the mat matter terr asked tho the host saure and I 1 it want at cupsta upstairs irs and 1 I wint inter the room I 1 seed a swell young dandy will a t nolte bite mum la in ills his buttonhole and lid kill gloves on Us his hands na an I 1 aez to im m chos ho he sei aan an im the best man tit and lie he is I 1 A maker of cf history tile tho late general shafter Shaft cr said a holdeer bold hold ler had a contempt for military posers they who flourished stumps and limps like medals got no sampa iby from him I 1 once heard him ridicule military posers lie ile said paid there was waa a general genera of 0 volunteers aho vho be got scratched his leg on a caisson wheel 11 a 1 a retreat treat and forever after aft r nursed aglor 1 z nd id gloried led the trilling wound grow in ag lamer and lamor as the years I 1 a la in order that Us ids bravery might ne icher ver be forgotten oue one day a soung nan calling on the ter er met the old warrior 1 I see y oure lame sir air said tile the young yo mig man yes sold said the general pompously E am ail lame sup ou on the lee ice no air said the general with a fro frow I 1 n 11 not en an automobile I 1 hope no air it was not an aa automobile the general spoke leigh overturn air abo th e gen denoral 0 ral row robe ho set his lamo lame le leff tend aly on the floor pl owning hack back savagely from the threshold thre thres shul bold ho he ih go read the history of 0 your country YOU yoa young PUPPY wade journal A av clever an I 1 ta mayor to tom to I 1 johnson Jofan soa or of cleveland line been pluckily pluck lly fight lug a law infringing street ral railway lisay ho he tore up sumo some of tho the railways tracks track an aa la a junction was served against him and thou le la in his turn secured another injunction we aro like the old lady and tho the dog d og w a iab fiur our injunctions injunction and mandamuses id find n what biot r sald mayor johnson tha other lay day there i fla an you know an AD old lady who rented ranted a furnished villa for the summer bummer and with the villa a large do dog also alao went ra la the sitting room of th the afla thore there w as a comfortable armchair tho the old lody lady liked this his chair better tuan any other it 11 the home elio nl ILI wa a wade for it ft the first thing but dias alas she bli nearly always alway found ito iio ilmer occupied by the ilia large dog 1 be I 1 da afraid of the alio dog doff ab aba 0 act er 1 dared ared I bid it harshly to get ou one of the chair as bho abbo feared that it might bite bile hor her but 1114 would go to tho the window nod anti calt call cats 1 thoo then the dog doff would frush to thu the window arid aid bark baric lu odthe ato u III MITI loto into tile tho vacant recant chair aul quietly etly one ane day the dog entered the roona room and found the old lilly lady jn in possession of the chair ito iio strolled over to the 1 window ill and looking out appeared much excited and ami bet act up a tremendous barks jug abo the old lady rose and to IT the Is window to sea nee what IN was 09 tile tho matter t or aud and tto tle dog dof quietly into tie tho chair sao for fee the tha gonda candor when it lady la in sau fall en ell a chinese coote cook she abe a ked him blai itis his name my name said tile tho clil ill antalan lit is wang iio oh I 1 cant remember all that suld bald the ludy lady 1 I will ill call you john ahat what your DEini ocT asked john my name Is 41 VIB M 0 1 file 11 he C it no 0 lk attly irs london I 1 call you rou tommy F enjoyed y ad bag a nabob ay A at al a to town it meeting r pierce of f harvard nina a chow nto to r tile bovy of 0 the college prof lors on oil it 11 question of discus discussion bion after pierce bad made tile speech a toi ion spoke lii in ion the hope that the itic town lown aced not be diet did tt it ed cil to lo by those of harvard cot col fege 11 lion hon tho the meeting bruke ill up eveia body asked wily why lo he lid not rv ra ply to the man why dad alil on oil not nol bear in hat bal lie he colled called its u tin sold TO no TICK net nabors nabobs I 1 bo up lip iliew and seeing till nil that crow crowd d look up tip to 10 mo ino as it nabob that I 1 cl id not say liny ono outa word IRL the fel fellow love A DotI devotional turn tue of mind As tile now new minister of if tile village was ou oil lila ills woy to eN elting it lio mot met a rising young mau of oc the III wiliie 1 c whom than lio aaa As to bavo 11 ce 0 an active of oc the lie chulcy good evening my young wend he fluid solemnly do you eier fr attend it ft pincu ol of wom bip yes indeed sir regularly eveir sunday night leril led tile tho fullow fellow with a pallo pa ini on wy my noy to see BOO her now A clover pastor A congregation congro antton lu in connecticut lind had lost hist their pastor their lart minister had bad boon been self taught nud and the deacons that the now should have ft a classical education they agreed to lot let applicants a sermon on oil trial A IN aima nc n c for fop a trial ilia on oil tile tho appointed appoint rial the ibo cau didato mounted into the pulpit to ne got well ou on in ills his vertnon eena sert non alica IN lien no ho suddenly recollected that ho he was ox ex ported to show his learning my imy friends ho be said 1 I hlll NN III now quote sou on it a passage lu in greek with a look he bo relic repeated atea a verso la in his native tongue no cods lod and smiles aare aro exchanged among tho the deycous thus encouraged lie ho followed up his advantage by saying baying 3 lou would like to hear bear it in latin lie he then repeated another lit in weah this was even more success ful than before becore t unfortunately there was also ft a Weh hutan la in the congregation no lie sat eat at the back and aguot choked it jn hta his efforts to billie his bis laughter ibe wh ilsters cje fell on him bim flud and lie ho took too la in the situation ot at it a glauce glance 1 I will also repeat it tu in hebrew no he then sting out in indis i bis broadest welsh my dear fullow fellow stop laughing or they v ill find it out tho the other understood stilled stifled his bla laughter and afterward dined N wilh ith his successful countryman she said it A i isidor of noble birth was expected to arrive ot at a largo large country house houm jn the coith noi ti of england and thu the daughter of the house bouse aged seven N na its rec receding ehing final instructions front from bir mother and now tear dear she said eald H 1 hen en the dulo duko speaks to aou ou do not forget always aldays to my your pace grace presently the great man arrived bud aud after his bis boit oud and hostess he bo said to the child well my dear a and nd that a hat Is your namer name the little girl Bole closed her ber eyes and matli v alli clarit 1 a hands ex ci claimed almod tor iNh hat atno 0 o lre are about tore to re belve may we via be truly in forkful amen angelo domily bad nl ninny inner charms angelo retired front froin the world lie be formed choso con loris to in ids ill sculpture and lie ile baill painting raint lug la Is a very jealous antly mho ho endures no rival to share my naw e cons lie IN was as ailed why lie did not dot ninny marty lie ile said sad la Is my IN wife ife and my works are my children an old youngster senator retina of alabama AJa bania saw paw a decrepit old man binn taj luff ing to cross pennsyl sylv sylvania vanla aula avenue lu in washington and tint went to un TIN assistance the old fellow accepted lih help gladly nud when convoyed conveyed barely aerobe across turned to sir mr pettus sir lie ho qu quivered acred old babli toned courtesy 1 I thank iou and hope that when you get to bo be as old as I 1 am you way may bud conlo one such I 1 us tie you lee now to help bell you across tile the of life how old are you asked the soun t tor or sixta fax sly ly friend said mr rettus 1 ly 1 11 I om am eighty two I 1 |