| Show JUST FOR FUN ALL DUES precautions TAKEN nervous Old Lady on seventh floor ot hotel do you know what alons the proprietor ot tho hotel has taken agaliki fire porter yes mum he has tho tor twice wot its worth pittsburg gazette LITTLE CHANCE OF osculation miss St almate no man who kisses tho can hiss me farguson and I 1 suppose it is only the nun who has kissed the who has any desire to kiss you awfully awkward boston transcript THEN HE FOUND OUT johnny if you ask me another single question ill spank you on the spot what spot cleveland leader THE SECRET OF HEALTH senator pettus of alabama ii 84 years old and hag never been known to flak medicine sinca hs came to wash aglon how do you keep eo wella asked sergeant at arms ransdell Rans Jell who has a little apothecary shop tor the benefit of senators dont you ever see a doctor oh yes I 1 sec a doctor senator pettus said 1 I go and talk with my physician frequently he gives me prescriptions script ions and I 1 never have cm filled and consequently I 1 always feel good bew york THE COOKS FAVORITE sirs powers im afraid have to uso your influence to have a new policeman assigned to tills beat bridget like the present one mr powers all right and while im about it ill be careful to get one that likes ills roast beet rare im tired ot overdone meat philadelphia press UNDER SUSPICION what do you think of college professor who says ho never kissed a girl possibly said miss cayenne it Is the simple confession of an unworldly and then again it may be a very sly way of advertising for bids washington star BOOBY JACK why arc you pouting ethel jack said I 1 was beautiful I 1 told him he must be shortsighted short sighted what did he say why the horrid thing said perhaps he was london tit bits FINISH IT NOW how do you like that whisky ask ed the host reminds me of a funny story that la to say its like a good tunny story replied the guest worth repeating eh not only that but its too good to keep philadelphia press Is it a burn use dr thomasa ec oil A cut use dr thomas oil at your druggists ICE BLOCKADE st johns N F feb 2 owing lo 10 the ico blockade the entire coast line except the southern is now closed against shipping tho whole ocean beyond tho grand banks covered ith immense arctic blocs and steamers are compelled to go many miles south of cape race in order to akert its lower edge it being too heavy to penetrate several large badges aro reported in the pack ANTI CZAR demonstration lemberg fab 2 thousands of workmen engaged in a demonstration the emperor of russia today marching through the streets with banners inscribed hurrah for the polish revolution and down with the czar the procession stopped and howled in front of the russian consulate the polite finally succeeded in dispersing the crowd and made many arrests KANSAS FEELS THE COLD topeka kansas feb 2 tempera turcs ranging from five to ten degrees below zero are reported from kansas towns tonight heavy snow is falling in saline pawnee barton and oter counties in the wheat belt abe snow tall being nearly 3 inches in hodgeman county thera haa been serious losses of livestock |
