Show WW f d F k HIS VIEWS FOR SALE story Is told by president hadley THE ot tale university who enjoys a good etory none abe less if be himself be the victim mr hadley was travel ling in Yellow tona park when he chanced upon young man who from bla appearance be judged was a student this Is a wonderful scene it aid the professor Ksor the stranger smiled nodded to hla questioner and turned without speaking to look at abe view do you think asked president hadley now in hla idea that be was talking to a student that this chasm was great upheaval 0 nature caused by some or Is it abe result of erosion or glacial action what are your views my view eald the stranger quickly opening a bag be carried containing pabio grabbs are only 2 a boien and are cheap at the price lt me bow you samples AN EXPERT DECISION HAMP tells of a cult in I 1 whlor b wa retained that was anup in V tre 1 in a country justice missouri the opposing party aya mr dark bad sued my client outside the township tn which he lived BO I 1 took the statute with me to have abe case dismissed tor want of jurisdiction the local justice of the peace was also a shoemaker his office was in his hoe shop and the son 0 crispin aton bla benah among his leathers and bis tools attentively to ny reading of abe law and the motion to abe ease upon abe termination of by little argument the justice shoemaker showed igns of indecision an owl a air of wisdom he me that he wl hl douton ai to that statute further he that it would be well to go alow where these city lawyers were concerned finally he threw aside a boot e ad joeen and announced well sir ive cot to see squire johnson about this you tak the bench squire morion till 1 set back so off he went to get the opinion ot a veteran local lawyer the legal of the town mr morion the ether legal magnate he had addressed gravely took th bench and held it till the justice returned in fact he held it longer or it proved a matter ot considerable difficulty i to separate him from it when he tried to rise there was an awful clatter of knives bradawls brad awls sheea and leather the bench rose with him it appeared that the worthy man had become attached to it by contact with a piece of cobblers wax on which he had advertently oat after a while the was effected when the justice resumed bis seat and solemnly th case Is ln lid A TRUE SPORTSMAN a recent shooting expedition DURING armer president grover cleveland pent the greater part of the day with the guide without any substantial results in the end he gave up the chase tor the time being and sought the nearest railroad staton before leaving the scene of his adventures ao the story clr cleveland chatted pleasantly with his guide good natu bemoaning hla hard luck the guide waited for an opportunity on then remarked gravely anyway sir the ducks today to day may have made fun of your aim d be some who you wasted but can ay anything loqui ivar liberality the tip he received Is ald to have completely coard the case UP TO DATE advertising I 1 T a surprise to find some of the new et methods of advertising in practice in hussla indeed the tricks of the trado are there perfectly understood A new york business man con necked with one of the largest advertising agencies 13 authority or the following story he was in st petersburg on a crowded street when hla attention was attracted by a forlorn little boy ragged and apparently halt starved who was crying bitterly the matter little boy he asked A crowd quickly collected about thein the boy continual to cry until the crowd had thickened when he raised a shrill voice and repeated the following formula please sir I 1 am lost will anybody take me to my father ivan the champion cl othir of the east end who haa just got in a stock of autumn overcoats suits neckties shirts hais and umbrellas br ellas which he will sell cheaper than any one in tho RETURNED WITH THANKS T happened long ago mark twain j as an ed tor in the west the morn ing a mall had brought a bill arora hla tailor not an unusual the boy who went through the mall the humorists attention to it and added the boy he has written on the back that he wants a settlement at once you should know what to do cony without asking aid mr twain enclose it with tho regular printed slip that all manuscript written on both sides of the piper Is unavailable FOOLING A PRACTICAL JOKER all too well known ardc i s joker brian G hushes owes his of it at least to a CAie tully planned practical joke on bahie unsuspecting friends he actually went to tb trouble to box up a harmless attle powder which was la belled poison to roaches and this ha distributed widely among his friends each package contained a elep announcing that the second box of tha preparation would be in fallible A number of people were induced to ask for this box the second box contained the following directions first catch tho roach then hold it nemly and tickle it with a feather till it laughs then drop some of the powder down ltv throat and choke it HONORABLE of mine up in new f rochelle has a boy of ten of a pei inquiring turn of mind said klaw and during the recent campaign he was an omnivorous reader of the political columns in the newspapers he knew the names of all the leading candida tea and took a deep interest in their personalities one day while he was studying out a paragraph in a paper be looked up to bla mother and sald mamma what doca hon mean lion I 1 dont understand you lion what why it aada here hon tom watson what Is hon oh only nn abbreviation lion means honorable A few moments elapsed and then the boy asked again well mamma who Is the honorable tolerable To merable watson anyway SUSAN B ANTHONY ON a recent meeting of the minerva AT nub of new york which ass composed largely of women and club women the question of the relation between the churan and d vorce which la occupying so much of the publics attention lately was naturally the subject of more or IMS informal talk among some of the members susan B anthony bit the nail fairly on the head several years ago said one member in a confidential ahat with a little coterie of friends which was not to go one bit further she bald then that the divorce court was to the american woman what canada the fugitive fifty years ago well the episcopal church seems to be ot about the same opinion and the other ni einberg said indeed I 1 THE RULING PASSION la a sory going the rounds THERE concerning a prominent undertaker in philadelphia which illustrates the tenacity with which the rp ing passion sometimes clings to certain men this man after a successful career finally retired from the undertaking business A few months later his only daughter was wedded the ceremony was performed in a fashionable church a crowded congregation and after it was over a very pleasant reception was given at the home of the brides parents after it was all over the bride and bridegroom hurried out to the carriage to depart on their wedding trip the fond father ran out ahead of the young married couple and held the door of the carriage open while they entered amid a shower of aloo and old shoes at that psychological moment the former undertaker looked up at the driver and the routine of his old business surged bacat on him with appalling distinctness he closed tho door of the carriage with a bang and to the driver in a heavy bass voice laurl halli FACTORY of the most unusual industries in the world Is the factory it pays handsomely tor its existence and Is situated in a quiet street in the neighborhood of london bridge here are prepared and manufactured various articles from tho skin of the commonplace eel the skins are manipulated by numerous nume roua complicated processes until they resemble and would easily be taken tor leather al 0 a more gelatinous and pliable nature athla strange commodity is cut into long thin strips and pleated very closely together tor whip lashes and to cover portions of the handles of more expensive whips certain of lashes and harness lacci ar also made 0 this lefaber 1 arnost indispensable in articles of this where aulty auld alt an uncommon toughness Is desired the game 0 ciesa ts aklu included the curriculum of russian schools A |