Show too much music a burglar entered a ahouee RECENTLY in berlin and bearing footsteps approaching pro aching he bid himself behind the piano it was seven in the rooming and the steps were those of a piano teacher who had to give instruction st to the youn geet daughter of the house he taught her for an hour and the burglar then thought that he coad escape but he was mistaken for at eight a lesson on the piano waa given to the eldest daughter at nine a keson k eson 09 the flutot waa given to the youngest son at ten a leeson on the violin was given to the eldest eon at eleven a leleon on the harp was given to the ahll dren aunt at twelve a lesson on the mandolin was given to their mother at one luncheon wae served in the room and each in turn clayed the piano while the others were eating at halt past one a grand concert began flute violin mandolin and piano being played at the time at two another teacher appeared end waa just about to the pro gramme for the afternoon when the burglar came torah from hie hiding place and glaring at the musician cried send for the police it you like but for heavens eake atop that infernal music rd sooner any day go to jail for six than hide another hour behind that plano |