| Show the suburbanite and bis stop watal just imagine it I 1 aa mr isolate of the suburb of lovely lonely talle ai be and hl suburban sir hermitage were commuting to the city t on the seven three flyer th mothr moraine 1 I asked mr who moved out to picturesque from earlem fix months ano and to be somewhat of suburbanite by ahli time bow loaf it took him to nin from hl house to the station in the morning add would you believe it I 1 he actually ma i wag not certain but that he are himself aeten minutes think of it why mr hr altage the record time from bonea cottage to the station when mr shakes urea there was only three and 17 seconds exactly I 1 exclaimed mr no matter how auddy it wilt took over three anil 18 se ands atthe longest but got alg life at all systematized n cant tell you off ban dhow long or bow nit a time it would take him to do any thing you may cot believe it mr continued lowering hi voice to a elal tone but he ha not got roch a chiat thiat s a stopwatch top watch in his house I 1 it came out in our conversation just think of a man urine in the suburbs as long a he hn without a top watch 1 why I 1 simply could not get lone without alae nor I 1 without mine responded mr H altage earnestly earn ertly bat that 1 the wy it goe be growled tet city come out here to the glorious aber we dwell near to natured na turea heart and thy neglect the fart principle of correct ban life they dont bay top abd time themselves to a friction of a second at breakfast dressing and to abe ta aloni and what Is abe consequence why they neter know wathla a binate or of how long it will actually tike them to do certain things and they are fererer their trains and laying it all dp n barban eife in general instead of to own stupidity as they should you tell them toj get a stop watch and time themselves la these and they are inclined to ridicule you for your trouble why I 1 should as soon think of getting along without a galvanized iron pump for my cellar as to ao 30 without a good reliable atop watch I 1 have a clamp by which I 1 fasten my stop watch to abe handle of my mowing it Is so to know just exactly how long it hakea one to mow ones lawo I 1 lure dooe mine in 45 minutes nd 30 aad alx lx tenths seconds already ge you stand a chance of winning the lawn mowing at the ceat fl rement picnic I 1 hate hold my stopwatch stop watch and time 1 bate mornings the best tine I 1 late erff mad Is beyen and w on tenth manss that I 1 md on ing when myself my tag time at breakfast now Is only six and seventeen seconds tance hiaring breakfast food at OB house of and two we ends it aawar used to be so if I 1 eleveda elev eja minute before train time att I 1 sit down I 1 ha TO lot of time put on ray overcoat and gloves at in the hoose after 1 get up from the diw instead of on the run to B bauw I 1 can always make the the railroad in three minutes and fafty alve seconds if abe running is not nw air record for th fouth t rom our cottage to the 1 un eltty tour and alne wib mr hermitage PW seren and ten seconds that to take who llotd there well that la abe way it Is that constant running tor our iraln 1 inn ing us suburbanites speedier and conour feet my record to the Is i erly two minutes shorter than that of mn EV payments who lived in mr cottage alve r aeo and from whom I 1 bought it but aal ayl did ron ever time your wl br your atop watch when the wa to co out with you of an YM oncel exclaimed mr isolate ala a bagh hoy long did the take 15 1 I dont know I 1 got tired and went to sleep CON C CONVERSE |
