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Show ' COME AGAIN SOON The vucutlon leumm .wins over, the steamer wus vomltig to take return Ins. hcmI 'mists from ChrlmuiH Cove A swtet girl and a nice yumi nun with a sullraye wer Mill Inn no the pier He was going, but she wua go ln to slay a little while a the gangplank was thrwti out they re and she reached up and kiswd him a 'Oh." she exclalmea. "I'm so sorry to have you go!" "Yes." he replied. "I'm so glad tr bave met you '" Not So Wonderful "It must be wonderful to he the wife of a niii ii who has such beaiiilful thoughts.' said the culler to the wife of the poet "It mlttht be for a woman who never cared to eat and was ctmienl to wear her slsler-ln law cast -oft clothes." she snapied. INHERITEO DAD'S WORDS ' "He married the great lextcng rnpher's daughter." "Yes; and he says she Inherited al tbe words ber father put into bis dictionary." dic-tionary." t i . ' j Thar Say They Knead It Although th modern maids, - Can nallher cook nor aew. Thev'ra not ao Ignorant 'Bout what to do with "dough." Esperience Tslla Mrs. Frills I am not surprised at anything a man may say or do now days. Mrs. ("hills Neither am I, my dear How Ions have you been married? Funnier and Funnier Contributor-I luw I That's a joke Jti you, printing that old wheeze of mine. Editor Haw I Haw I That's a Joke on you; we don't puy any more. Wi ling to Earn It "You have saved in) life and I will give you .. but unfortunately I have only a 10 note on me." "Never mind Jump In the river aiculn." ATTACKED WITH A PIN I Johnson "What, youi wlte uiim kei you wltb a pin? That would hardly ex plain your battered condition. I think ' Adams "It wa a rolling pin. my friend." i But Haw Temporary 1 If haiipliiavp axlala. I'va found II A holt mint- pi ' With a hoy around 11 TaUo. Firat Tim "How often is a ship wrecked on .this rocky const ?"' asked the swe-t vomm thing . ; "Wall lady." replied the old lite euurd. "I been here nigh onto fnrij year and I ain't never heard of one being wrecked more n unre on It." ' Yel a Problem to Solve First Trump Say" paril do you rhlnk nlnditp passenger service will ever become practical? Second Trump No: I don't see how nen'men like us will be able to hung on Sometimea Duty a Pleaiure ; Mr Vim Nagg-- 8uy, Jane. I think vnu flh a Utile occasionally Mrs Van Nagg Well. I think It 4s wires duly. John Mr Van Nagg A wife's duty? Mrs Van Nagg Yes. to speak well if her hnshnnd occasionally. Girl. Will B Girl Friend (to bridegroom on bone; moon) You are all alone In this n served carriage. 'Where Is youi bride? S "In a smoking compartment." Vegetable SaWo Ship's conk (to new helper) Ever been on s ship before? llelier Sure. I was a gunner In the navy Conk Well start right In and shell I the peas. I Appreciated j Friend I want to tell you how j much I enjoyed your lecture last night Speaker Thanks, hut I thought you had a date over at your girl's house? FriendI' did her parents went to bear you |