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Show jpfly THE OFFICE OWL a This Is an age of efficiency. Even Ij the first day of April la now fool proof. B Blessings come disguised. Most of 1 us get what we deserve without recog- nlzlng it. 1 You never can tell. Church going I Js merely the Sunday supplement of E many a man's religion. I The Cynical Bachelor observes that I n takes two to make a marriage, but I one can make a mess of It I One difference between good luck I and bad luck Is thai good luck comes I on gum shoes while bad luck hires a I brass band. I Some of the people who buy their I friends Insist upon having thra made I to order, others are satisfied with the I ready-mads kind. I Blobbs "1 size up your friend ry Slicker as a peanut politician." Slobbs 1 I "Possibly, possibly ; but I have never I known him to sliel) out" I Muggins "Doiittie attributes his I failure In life to the fact that he has I never hud a show." Bugglns "That's I because he Is always waiting for, a I free pass." I "We should all profit by our mis- I takes," admonished the good deacon. I "Yes, even the clergyman does that I when he accepts a wedding fee," I chuckled the unregenerate backslider. |