Show the Irot fior the lady ami the it Is told of a certain professor whose nebout equaled hie learning that he was one day crossing the college campus absorbed to such a degree in a book of his that bad just been published that ho was lost to everything else suddenly he bumped up against an object and looking up he saw that ho had collided with a cow that had rudely strayed in hie way get out of the way you cowl he exclaimed irritably prefixing an itri polite adjective to cow the next day as the professor was again crossing the campus immersed in his reading he again ran luto an object oh that confounded cow he exclaimed then hearing an indignant sirl he looked up hastily to discover that this time he had up against the wife of a fellow professor it hardly made matters better to assure her that he had taken her for a cow and it required the good offices of the entire faculty to restore an era of good feeling I 1 |