Show A charming decoration arrangement of baby velvet ribbon aomen cease tormenting your bodies where did you get your present mania for a straight fronat hidden away in the deep recesses of omniscience there exists knowledge of the that women from one strange deformity to another but man in not omniscient he can at the strange neb only gugg all which has pursued woman through arr still and which pursues the ages which her forever to interfere with and dimini ih alio beauty which na siire laria hea her we refer today to that lot beet freak of woman the mania for ft straight front by straight front a woman means and the corset manufacturer means a flat stomach before dealing with thin latest out librat of female eccentricity let us review briefly a few phases of deformity which woman liaa inflicted upon her telf and rin tpring i bogue rt binl ya fici K teeth black when they get married I 1 they say they do this to prove to their husbands that they no longer seek ad roii ern when dealing with her peculiar views ft beauty we nning not accept anny comans womans explanation when ajic tries to lc sni neero she deceived herbeat us wel as you the chinese women squeeze I 1 heir feet aliey agonies ami arc unable to they explain as follow the mild chinese were conquered by rough they were afraid that the refined chinese badiea would run from their captora cap and lie feet that they might not be able to run we refuse also to accept explanation they only squeeze the feet of babies they could not queeno elioe of grown women once her fee tare developed what barbarian would looked far into the future to of a female atly tp keep running later to clince amay twelve yeara tj atit A f s women squeezed their feet because they wanted small feet women in africa and pot huge rings in their cara our own beautiful but queer chiti women put rings in their ears also the savage women put huge pieces of bone through their noses they cut holes in their lower jap and insert pieces of wood of metal and of bone that often make the lower lip stick out si inches they think thin makes them beauli tul it requires to understand that thought all over the world apparently women hao an i tha they might squeeze their waists they occasionally have a armi aln as under the directory and then shingi are about ns bad por then they tried to bring their haisla up under their armpits and they ran around in a kind of mother cubbard costume as painful to look at if not ea bad for alio health as is alio tight labod dress at various jimca women have worn high heels laigh head dressig pg pull backs crinolines crino lines preposterous beyond alie dreams of 11 haibel haI lel ih eater borrowed from hie strange formation of tho hot venus and other absurdities without name bot content with deforming themselves women do all kinds of queer shingi to their children some of in africa their infants noses which is decidedly uncalled for others with boards depress and flatten the foreheads of their babies others supposed to be civilized trot their babies arcand in cold weather with naked arnu and lugt making alie poor little arms and less look like purple sausages now we come to tho latest of wo mans strange ideal tire straight front corset i chii straight front corset is intended to press in the walli of the abdomen thua circumventing natures effort to find some place in which to etow away alie fashionable homana necessary digestive and other apparatus we are credibly informed by experts that straps and all kinds of contrivances are used to achieve the desired flatness tho most desperate efforts are made utterly regardless of the rifet of the liver kidneys and so on will some woman stop think aad answer this A toilet what are you all driving at it bad enough to jour waists the idia mapped out kiy tha mind that created them t getting yourself all out of place must you also squeeze in your stomach leaving no room at allt you think the wisdom that made the earth and you on it knew something about comans womans you laugh at a cat if you aw her strapping a piece ot lath on lie stomach so aa to get front ia 0 course you would and bayto sayto the cat leave natures grace nil lines alona dont try to have a flat stomach tto mach it waa never meant for yon why dont you ay alio aado things to oj course liui much can be sald of woman them s aldaya gome little redeeming feature about her foolishness alio blat front arao ia a good for a FAT woman it i utterly impossible for her to make herself flat in the effort to get a straight and down effect alio U compelled to ex diaphragm throw out he chest and even relax a little of the on her waist do a little good to a few fat women but it cannot possibly counteract all the harm that has bein done by the straight it raight front craze we women to abandon that nw nd try for a while to diio A |