| Show UEE typhoid fever mow to take in hand to get over it hospital life and how to stand it W L concerning fever I 1 am to write this description of typhoid fever aad the various phases of hospital life contemplating tatting the one or who will have to elduro the other may profit by experience and in measure fortify themselves to avoid whirlpools of danger and take advantage of all bhart cuts lots if then by means of thia article baerd as it is upon actual experience and written with an absolute regard to simple childlike child like truth I 1 assist bome human brother or inhuman sister who taking the fever to either get over it by the easiest possible loute or failing to acet well at the proper time to die in a peaceful and gentlemanly or ladylike manner my object baa been accomplished and calmly I 1 shall await the bestowal of reward as a public cebalt deem worth of this contribution to science and service to humanity I 1 am aoe of these peculiarly constructed ted beings of which the world has all too badly few whose energy and unrequited love tor will never permit him to be idle for a moment but who must always b doing something even if it be the dodging of one task to avoid another and so bavine nothing bartic aar to do for a few boura during the first part of october and being abed at my enforced idleness and ing elee boine in I 1 became impatient and desired to take the fever for the purpose ot filling in the time asa time filler typhoid is a crowning success but on all other thines it is biot as succeeding a success as a successful thing ought to be to mcquire the of being a full grown successfulness to take the fever in the most approved and latest style you canet begin by walking around for a week hall dead on your feet and try and feel as near as possible like a republican candidate the board the day after election u one night yoc go to bed and remain there from eix to eight weeks until you it at your own volition or are geatty assisted out by the undertaker the fever proper will generally atay with you about 21 daye at the end of which it will be the survival ol 01 the during that time you will drink large quant ties of water which if you are or a virginian will be it not a pleasing at least a cew and unique experience in life when the fever has been in partnership with you for 21 days the timo of dissolution of business relations arrives and at this stage of tha game either you or the fever must be the survivor of he cirni and take all assets if the fever proves the stronger you take a trip on a long journey which bath no terrors fora democrat or free silver end is an eternal wailing and gnashing 0 for all republicans and cleveland democrats for it is there at bis journeyed jour neye end they are metered out that exact justice fur the sina committed on tills earth you miss pleasure of bavine 1 the fever you are in a hospital the fun commenced ti become hilarious just alter the fever baa left you end in ill stead comes that al consuming ravenous appetite you want to eat every thing in opinion is to be allowed to do EO hut it ie here that the doctor ably assisted by the steward and nurses at the hospital beet in their work on you they look as wise as a tree full of owl and put you through for three weeks on what they pleased to call by the learned name of scientific dieting dy a careful compilation of statistics it been clearly chown that more fever patients are deprived of their usefulness in tills world by this scientific dieling dieting di eting than by the fever itcek as it is one of the chiet means by which the profits bt a hoap itil are maddt it will doubtless continue conI nue to ba a popular mode of treatment with alicee institutions until either abolished by an act ot congress or protested against by the lor the prevention of cruelty to adimae Ac imae ahe diet consists of a opaque gruel strained ali a bilk handkerchief until by the time it is civen baa lost all iti ambition and milk whose stock baa en watered iab the teara of borrow over if divorcement from even lie mina teat particle 0 cream which give it that deep melancholy color which a fellow feels when his beet girl throws him over for a lop eared dude who bas more cravats than brains in vain you will plead with all the fervid eloquence ot a starving man to the doctor for jut oco more slice 0 bread or an egg lie will look at you kindly and serenely cere nely bcd murmur something about yee I 1 know you are hungry a hope inspiring tone that your ewt bounds forward to meet half way the regal approach of turkey nod hot biscuit and then he the doctor will move silently off razing ead eyerly into space and whisper in latin into the ear of the steward which being translated either into english or means give him more cruel and plenty ot it in the largest possible quantities of abundance at a certain baago ol 01 the fever you get flighty and loee your mind fore time whether thie is a detriment or positive eg depends entirely your coriner mental calibre I 1 saw p balenta who were brighter when out ot their heads than before and they could only have remained in state would bate been 0 ar more and ornament to iho community when in their natural mental condition etwo kenw when you till ia you want and vl friends begin to good you iii all kinds of baa much ct happiness in it tatt it really compensates for all abe weeks of abea it ie that little graceful acts of thoughtful friends makes you take on the old spirit of fB acce more and alia 5 our with bummer while baa been casting ite cold bleak shadow over your heart recedes before abe barmine of hopes cheerful beams who once more nure oled ia epi endor lakes her rightful throne in the kingdom of your life in conclusion let me say way of pailine advice if you want to really improve rapidly without foolishness about it eat wild duck I 1 never commenced to really improve until ate a wild uneducated viled duck I 1 do not eay but what by main end I 1 might haye recovered without abe aid of the duck but I 1 am positive I 1 could not have done it in the skillful and braceful crace ful manner and if I 1 may be pardoned for presuming to offer advice to abe learned ot physics I 1 would to you men that in the treatment of fever you will meet with more success and better results by the use of lees scientific di eting and more duck W L P ogden utah dec 4 1897 mies georgia tyree daughter of sir and 0 D tyree has entirely recovered from her illness of three and yesterday returned to her home on twenty fist street from the U P hospital where ehe has undergone an operation tor appendicitis she looks eo roay and well thai her friends could almost believe she returned from a pleasure trip to hie seaside iban havice been a patient in a hospital |
