Show celebration NOTES 1 director general islaub and secretary beardsley lave been going around like the wind all day getting everything in shape and putting on the finishing touches street ie outdoing twenty fifth in the matter of decora tion why is this thusly colonel weber baff tho greatest band on earth alie the word is derived from the two choctaw oali meaning sweet sound and thum pian meaning 1 I dont think billy vaughn is band leader of the band in the horrible sand the way he keeps time with hia left band und his big toe aided at times in difficult high notes by the flapping of his off ear is something wonderful to see I 1 have a complete set of apparatuses for distilling moonshine whisky which I 1 offer as a prize to the most lop eared man in weber county this set I 1 brought from west virginia with me when I 1 came west and was used by me until the officers took unkindly to my business in possum hollow that state the horri bles will have bome red hot motto on their Ir anners hera is a earn pie when we mourn over a dead mule we do our weeping at the south end I 1 tom tindall playa base in the cali and has an instrument imported from oklahoma expressly for the occasion herbert macmillian dressed ud sam will throw kisses to all the sweet girls all along the line of march they do say that major tom heller will have a costume which like the peace of god basseth pas seth all understand ine judge rhodes of ephraim hag entered in the race for the prize for the most humorous five minute speech his theme will be running for office in sanpete San pete colonel val gideon and ben aro in the race tor the homeliest man and will no doubt annoy and perplex the judges considerably to dutcide which is entitled to it it is thought by many good citizens that the X rays will have to bo used before any kind ot an equitable decision can be rendered |