Show Forethought An Irishman driving ng his car down the highway had a headon head collision with a car driven by a Scotsman Both came out of their cars to survey Jr damages The Scotsman finally drew a bottle of oC whiskey from his pocket and offering it H to the Irishman said Ah ith well laddies have a wee drop while we vie wait for the po po- lice Uce Vis is most kind of ye accepted P Pat t as he took a long and satisfying satis lying fring draft from the bottle N now wont won't ye e be having ha on ono one for tor yourself suggested Pat oo No I diana dinna think I will sa says the Scot Ill have mine after the cops caps ha gang away awny |