Show competition IN BABIES werd to a wl bacht t if 1 I nm getting to be the moet bare faced and versatile liar on earth eaid the bachelor and ite all on account of two little innocent babies two of my friends at the office have recently been invested with the honor of paternity both boya bronder paapaa yon never saw one of them jones ia an tru atour photographer and iho other day he took a picture of his baby and brought it to the of bourso you know how intelligent a child of one month looks continued the bachelor trob lug hi bald head with the air of a in infancy but the boya in the wore loyal they swore it was the brightest looking kid they had ever seen and that it was the image of jonee if it had been anny one elsee child jones would have knocked somebody down for the insult ant ho took it as a great compliment and stack the pie tare up in a frame on his denk this was too lunch for smith tb other papa bo any camera of his own bo got a young man who lives next door to come in and take his picture and he brought it down to tho oa an to jenoa really lin borry for smith it hi baby looks like that picture but I 1 rather think the amateur artist libeled the child and made it the monster it appears t the pichura was not focused properly it represents smith in the back ground holding on hi knee a infant nearly ae big as ho ie the ba bys bands outstretched toward the camera and look ae though they might belong to mr or mr cor batt smith thought it was beautiful and when bome one suggested that tho boy looked just exactly like him he ordered drinks all around and anio p on hie desk aa a further alon to jonee every time I 1 come into the offic I 1 have to stop and admire those pictures and 1 acquiring great self control by keeping a bt face whenever jonea or smith bays and detill yon will remain bachelor will you new york herald Dw dwal aj |