Show porcupine quills salt lake city utah jane the use of Quill sT we overheard a man saying they dont 10 lo any rood they make everybody very body mad bol abate the use of porcupines why did oud make porcupines if it want designed that their quills should stick lug or somebody t the use and mosquitoes and gad cifes fifes it it wa nt designed that they should counteract the somnolent influences of torrid climates people would sleep too much if the pesky pests did not keep them awake what are tarantulas end and eb good for they keep people on the qui vive on the alert they sharpen the wits af people whoever has overtaken a rat tie anake and been startled by bis whirr has bad the experience of comprehending a motive to immediata action jumps like a jack out of a box notwithstanding his gout and u if the world aernt filled with such stimuli men and women would drag about like enalls the order of nature is that human brings should be on the alert wide awake and for this reason quills are a good thine A great many people are somewhat sensitive to see their names in print make them feel as though the ghost of their dead selves had come to see them they feel that a mention of their names I 1 the only genuine publicity they dont realize that their personality has a ahead of them and told the world all their re crets heres a man that has a red nose and a whisky bloated face hes been it around and showing it to the people the last five years everybody knowe the story but ie the paper that mr blenkins pot very limber last night and blinking Bl inkins is up in arms because ho iceie for the first time that his character is brought to the publia notice heres mr jaycox all the women ic town have been halkine with n very knowing air a kind of a lifting up of the eyebrows and a dropp lne of the left eyelid when mrs jaycox name was mentioned but let the paper say that dr Cur emall dare a bill for all bis visits at the jaycox residence and the town la aglow with k long cherished thought dressed up lor a public parade the has been in every mind for months but now that the thing is public the community indulges itself the luxury of an explosive sensation king david Is a chining example lib has looked tir fair nd without couil derins more than a few narrow impulses he sent uriah into the for front of the battle whence he never returned david was grieved with the los of a good officer but h comforted himself by caring tor the widow he thought it was all right until nathan shot a long and sharp porcupine quill into himi nathan was cute too lie told david about a poor man that had but a single lamb A strone neighbor brets it away from aim will the king alve judgment david is wroth he feel the injustice keenly he Is ready to smite the marauder without hut david is completely back when nathan shouted thou are the man the jig was up david could see himself off yonder in the newspapers he took it all in lie bad a great heart after fter all and ills self revelation and ibe travail of his gave us one sweetest and moat touching psalms that Is found in the bibi do people realize how anxious member of congress are to be cartooned in puck and judge alow hideous thos dignified senators look portrayed ai doge and cats and serpent and bulls they are caricatures yet they indicate some policy in an borm bat they are a great advertisement for only the master workers get there to any politician it ii worth money to get a lampooning in a newspaper newe paper no Is more effectual with these explanations it will not nr ailee loi power to receive a bill for advertising ver him in our porcupine department this has been an eventful week for the and his warlike braves they bay paraded the streets and made speeches and had good time generally all this has been served up in the paper but the most newsy item of the week has not appeared in ald type on main street just below the walker house bangs a sign which roads thus MRS assistants MEDICATED kapoll 8 WITH a treatment for ner and beneral debility arst floor parlon 0 and 10 bow chief power bad ben making huge onesi heavy Us the gate of baza which samion car tied away the fact ie buss powers was tired what cuore natural than hi finding relief at the adorf establishment lish ment even en injun line the ans appreciates the virtues of boap and fiction wilh massage thrown in 1 all this would have passed into the quiet oblivion of dead past bad not the husband of the fair lady administering the massage treatment made history of the circum lances here imagination on hating a atory in real life how difficult it is to in events and vet no cabo for their occurrence the first thing the people on the street knew about having an adventure was a report like the of a steamboat boiler or the bursting of a fourth of july cannon A photographers had fallen to the pavement and alone with it acme the and besmeared form of sachem happily a few of his braves were near at band and rolling him on a shutter they carried him to the walker house it appears that the irate bad fired the chieftain down the stairway head over beela As the judge fell he caught the foot of the assailant and both went down together about half way down was a glass door lo 10 fell at the foot of it but his companion boosted through cutting his face terribly the chieftains explanation of this historical is that there was nothing wrong either in in poise neither actually or constructively he was drilling the lady in the hula hula bauce for the festi val of the Tuscarora a the chieftain explains with the utmost plausibility that vapor baths and massage treatment for are misapprehended and misconstrued as easily as a platform plat lorm can be misrepresented as witness the assaults of the tribune and THE he explain that the unreasoning husband was unduly sensitive that there were no legal grounds for such a tempestuous con clurion clu aion talking about tho democratic leader fibia one would think that a good many of them are in the swim just now judge anderson is another victim he is charged by his wife in her petition for divorce with having sold a decision while he was a judge on the bench she claims to have the proof of it too it does that with kentucky smith and kentucky anderaon Ander uon and kentucky west along with kentucky breckenridge that kentucky is petting to be a pretty loud state especially in utah the headquarters of the pa arties both democratic and Republican sare already go great deal of activity charley crane expects the great arizona orator thomas fitch to spend a few weeks in utah also senator teller of colorado and possibly major mckinley from ohio the democrats give over to the tusca this week the inuss i nuns are running the town the hulu hulu dance is popular they have a four days camp meeting ending with the grand dance but they be eo nervous and broken up and need so much of the vapor bath and massage treatment if they would quit such vile liquors and nothing worse than VALLET |