Show straight verdict A coroners jury returned a verdict tl tho effect that a certain prominent man had died of alcoholism conr verdict is absurd acme one said to alie why because lio vw never known to drink a fact he never went into a baloon you are right then why do you say ho died from the effects of alcoholism when wo all know he wae ahot all very true the coroner replied but the man who shot him was drunk dont talk to me if you please I 1 know my buti nees deceased was kled by whisky arkansaw traveler |