Show THE LION IN LOVE TABLE there was once a lion living at elace called bobill whose den was deep i tho fastness of tue peach atones and rocks and thia lion A sel fair tripping over the alfalfa lawn fell violently in love with her thia damsel called herself may howbeit this was not her rightful name she having only assumed it for the purpose of doing too lion now slay had for her solid mash a tiling bavine the semblance of a man called acm and she and dem put up a job on the poor lion they knowing the lion to de already much stuck on may agreed that she should trip some more and completely captivate the lion so may tripped then the lion went to dem and aaker for the girl said he needed her in hie business and keep house without her dem told him ho would give up the damsel if the lion would allow him to publish his record in tho sun so that the might know that the lion was a daisy and that ho had done wondrous things such as inducing a railroad corporation to do things that it had fully intended doing for a long time and also would submit to having hia claws cut off and his teeth pulled to this the lion demurred trying to compromise by offering to surrender his tail if they publish hil mighty works he said ho caro aagut his personal appearance but want the people to handle his spotless record with their dirty hands but may and dem stood pat and the lion threw up bis hand so they published his record and pulled hie teeth and tore out his claws the lion was pretty dizzy when lie read his record in the glaring light of the sun but lie braced himself and went chasing this damsel but dem and may were loaded for him and hammered the tar out of him because aft had no teeth or claws to defend himself and they sent his skin up salt creek to pickle moral too much love you know tho rest |