Show idiosyncrasies tont count madam said the streetcar conductor to a young lady in a blue calico frock you lave a dog under your shawl and you must leave the car leave the cart carf vociferated the woman 1 11 I have paid my fare and arid im going to stick right where I 1 am then I 1 shall put you yon off replied t the disciplinarian in blue all at once a lav law point came into tl tho 0 comans womans wo mans head give me back my farea fai o she said mid 1 I 1 got in here in good fa h b and when I 1 paid bald my five cents Z tract ws w c completed you rust f carry ft out or return myc my cash b im not responsibly responsible because your cranky directors dont like dogs do the street car official I 1 stopped tho the c car ar and hailed a policeman the point was stated and arid the thief catcher after pondering for a few moments observed 11 1 aint no judge nor I 1 aint no jury but I 1 claim to have some sense under your system you might make rules that passengers wear red neckties or red noses or three dollar trousers and after they had paid fares show em tho the rules and put them off there is no end to the rules you might make to bunko folks f 0 iks out of their ride and every time a chap looked cross eyed you could turn to rulo rule no providing that lie look cros cross seyed oyed and then dump him in the gutter tho the thing fair there aint no law to it and it dont go turning to tho the young woman lie said you stay where you on are mum and to the conductor if you try to put her off without giving her back her fare ill club your head off ting went the bell and konwent on went the car dog young woman and all new york herald |