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Show What Is the Model Husband Llltc? One of tho big New York papers has offered a prise of $100 to the woman whoshall send In the most praiseworthy description of a model husbaDd. It is interesting to note the replies. One woinau thinks he is a husband who never takes a night "off"; anqther says her ideal man is one that gives her full control ot the purse-strings; a third says she likes a husband that goes his way and gives her full permission to go hers; but most unique of till is the letter from a doar, sweet, clinging Vine, who says that her Oak must be i noble! O, so noble! And give a test of his trueinwird nobility by inventing a new pet name for her every day. Upon a sweet, pretty calendar, bought for the purpose, she is recording the names as he reels off new ones each loving mom. The regulation. orthodox, old pet titles of "Dear little girl," "Dolly," "Petsey," "Tootsey - Woot-sey," Woot-sey," "Sweetness," and "Sugar Plum" have been thrown completely iu the shade by the coinings of thfs model husband. Won't somebody please look up more such men, and offer prizes for their capture? Whft balm they would briug to many a painfully louely female breast! |