Show THE TIIE BLACK CAT MARKET A new industry proposed by enterprising americans Amer leans Is ru moed MO ed that the consolidated black ill k cat C t co company ny of S san n FAnch francisco co Is about to ma malre 8 application lion 1 to h have ve I 1 lt tte e bonds listed on abe t h new york 8 bityk 0 k exchange Aicha tige A an elloit will ft also 0 O be made to toa float at blocks of 14 08 consolidated aali d led black ca gat t stock ok in n lia 0 loa O I 1 the he attention of eng english ii h nf E syndicates and i I 1 e likewise ba be invited to R gilt e edfred d ed consolidated black cat securities 1 aa favorite form of investment there are many large and successful cattle raising companies in tho the u united 1 e d states but there has never heretofore f r been a cat growing company large L 0 amounts af capital end and ilg many b broad r 0 d bluegrass blue blu grass egrass e acres are employed emr loyed 1 in n rearing floe herece for the market dogs are bradby bred by an elbra and sold at the tha bench beach allows and 0 oa a the streets tre to yet no one I 1 hai bai ever evar thought ht it w worth 0 rl h while to enga eneato go in the culture a of 0 cats cate the financial reason is that thit cita cite aro are BO so plentiful that it would be difficult to civo them away this phenomenal phenomena I 1 cheapen cheapness 0 as of cats hai hal hitherto prevented capitalists from entering ente th the e cat industry unlike dog d P gs cats have had op to the prefect lime time no commercial value in the worlds market of 01 all cat cats the black cat has baon been the moat most desp leed and the moat most feared in early colonial timea times iha be only people who would keep black cats were witches they were supposed to ba the silent partners nerson of people whose occupations vitre were at of a supernatural character until ha a c comparatively om recent period black cats had d been the recipients of more tlona vona ead d bootjacks boot bot jacks jaks the than any other kind mud yet it is precisely the corned and despised black cat that Is the most valuable ol 01 hem all the gray cat the yella ct cat the dappled cat and the steel blue cat have no market now bit it is entirely different with the jet j t black cat this cat that travels about clad in the mystery of darkness and at night ii is but a pair vair of eyeballs and a voice Is valuable for ita its fur the glossy and ana shining coat of the black cat ia Is made into ladies buffa and ladies ladles furs it keeli ladies hands vi am when its owners ninth life has departed the consolidated black cat company baa has baon incorporated to fou on id a cit ct raising industry in the northwest it will engage exclusively y in the culture of black cat caba most brost of the large stockholders live around paie pajo sound though th re area few gentlemen holding hold in 9 blocks of stocks in ban san Franc francisco lEco great care will have to be taken to prevent the black AC can cats from m becoming white or gra gray y and iberea therefore ref r the black cats will be kept on an n island in paget kinod miles away irom from all other cats the tommy cats will stay home nights and the tabby C cats ats will not have to regret the absence of their liege lords the island is a well I 1 and pleasant one and on moonlight nights the tommy and tabby cats may sit on the branches of a tree and sing to the pale moon the black cats will be the nightingales in be the little island elysium in paget sound bound tabby cats are good mothers and they often raise and educate fifteen young and attractive kittens a year the consolidated black cat company will start with a working capital of 1000 black cats fm imported from holland it is estimated in abe prospectus of the company that at the end of thearsa years business there will be cats at the dope of the second year this number will have increased to when the be books are balanced at the christmas end of the third year it ia Is believed that there will be the handsome balance cf black ca can 1 m inbur r ui 1 IF I F auy able number of cats at t abot abe end dvm of a twelve twelvemonth mouth ia is found by n multiplying the I 1 resent by 7 and the or original i ginal capital for cats like money increase at compound interest tb the 0 theoretical number of cats is creater r tb than n the actual I 1 number will be fa for r the consolidated black cat company cam vally will harvest a larga large number of black cats cate every autumn for the fall and winter f nr ur trade Ilo however wever they will keep a good block stock of cats on an band hand to guarantee the fur supply furs will became become che cheap ap and may be worn orn by I 1 eople of limited limited means A rig rag made ot of tha the electric skins of black cats cate will make a fine rog rug to lay before the cheerful fireplace where on long winter nights it may scintillate with electric sparks t the consolidated blacki alck cat 1 Is l regarded favorably by investors lor for ther the cate cats cost nothing or next to nothing they are arp almost belf log for they will bunrist by catching birds i ads and tree mice the company will buy flab fish for them and in boget pug e t sound bound fish f are cne cheap p the island I 1 itself is is not good for much except to raise alse 1 cats cate and it was purchased for a sms mall 11 ll sum the alaska alarka fur company corn any which obtains ta ins sealskins seal skins biond sitha sitka has shown a small and aeilous spirit toward the consolidated black cat company a but buell all public spirited american citizens iash wieh the new now enterprise success euc cess it is pro posed to aek ask congress to put a high tariff on foreign black cats so as 99 to protect tre tr 0 well fed american back b ack cata cats from the t alper labor black catsos cats of europe keno reno nev gazelle |