Show THIS WONDERFUL flER the weather has passed beyond the remarkable stage and become phenomenal the oldest resident is a sorely puzzled man when be tries to bring before his big mental olsion anything approaching it we area braly traly favored people r seceding 11 to one view not lio well faired fay red according to ts sn another other for there bo be those wh think we have bad enough spring weather for one winter or that at it least we ought to have a little winter weather before long and perhaps they are arwright right certain it is that our everlasting reservoirs are not as well supplied eap plied as they usually are sire at this time of the year and a shortness of snow up there means a shortness of water down dowa here at the lime time it is most needed we would however in the gentlest manner possible admonish those of na as having little faith to judge of the future the past in more respects than one and ani look back to be confronted with the consoling coD BolinK fact that daring during the present generation gener attoa at least there has been no absolute failure in our midst on the part of the elements also take comfort from the fact it if you can that the winter sea eon son is not over yet not much more than begun in fact and that while it is a little backward it ie is fully ally I 1 capable of making all shortcomings before the duster again dawns upon us in other respects we are doing quite well and we have no doubt that all wilf wilt be made right for ua us as regards enow snow in good time NOT can caa lard to be a 9 millionaire and those who can not may be interested in knowing the feelings of those who can sir george M pullman the great headon the sleeping car business and himself worth a comfortable forty millions lions gives his experience 1 I have never thoi ih tot of how it feels to be a millionaire dut now that you mention it I 1 believe tint that I 1 am no betler better off c no happier bappler than I 1 was wa when I 1 d elal I 1 oat have a dollar to ay my name and had to work rom daylight until dark I 1 wore more a good ait of cloth clothing trig iben then and I 1 can only wear one ault now I 1 relished three meals gool deal mors more tha thein I 1 do three mal meals a day now I 1 hal r cares I 1 slept b tier ind lud I 1 day may add generally that I 1 believe I 1 rai was tu far happier happler tn in those day days ihan than I 1 liae have bun many time times since I 1 became a millionaire and yet it la comfortable for table feeling to be rath IT SEEMS that santa claus got around with bis hie usual impartiality lillian rumell Ru agell 0 of whom we hive have all beard heard got a 8 gift where she is alyin pl yin ayin at the casino new york and which she admitted was the most remark able present ahe she had ever received the lights of her herd dressing room were tamed turned on fall when ebe she reached the playhouse and revealed a little christmas tree ablaza with lighted candles and propped up in the center I 1 of the dressing room in a box in which a hole had been cut it was the decorations of the tree wb which ich made the Bonge tresa stare on one branch hung a silk garter corn plasters were bang hung near by A big porous plaster was atuck on still another TW wr rs sask y r blanchand bran branch chand and boxes of grease paint and other makeup material completed the decorations the tree was i dressed by actors de do anglis angelis and bl macdonald acdonald and the effect which their enterprise produced is not recorded EVERY NOW and then a facetious western paper manufactures an especially ally eory gory item and bonds it forth on its humble mission to the newspaper world after many days it returns sometimes recognizable sometimes not but always bearing indisputable evidence of having been well swallowed allowed tw wherever it went the good souls in the east who read he the story roll their eyes eves and make long faces about western lawlessness and bloodshed but not once in ten tea times is there a corpse or even a shooter to verify the reported incident your average westerner looks looke upon your average easterner as a gull had a real shooting scrape at the capital for several days now but this is partly made up by the uninterrupted progress of the holdup and burglary industries the mayor is evidently doing the best be can with the material at hi his is command lie removes a policeman or BO so every ipa naw and then but the evil grows abaca without desiring to be overly officious we would respectfully suggest to his honor that he try the experiment of reinstating atine the old force things go as they have been going of late when the forler squad was on duty OM ON 15 R W sloan editor and manager of tho the logan jolial Jow ial al will retire from those positions to be succeeded in the first by prof J II 11 paul of salt lake and in the second by mr J L cabison of provo mr sloan has infused into the journal al the aggressiveness and energy necessary to make any newspaper influential and has bag reason to be gratified with the success his big efforts hava won lie ile la Is a budler bui iler and logan ought to appreciate preci ate him MR mit ADAM an 80 year old I 1 resident of the buckeye states sta state teis is the most talked of man in ten towns ships about a year ago he be married after a life of single blessed blessedness lasting three score years and twenty to his wife be gave in greenbacks green backs and a large oil farm farin A few days ago a little tr camo came to town and now the lusty sire goes around the streets singing at tha the top of his voice HAS ANYBODY learned that ex gov arnor wet we t la is wearing himself to skin and bono in bis his labors at washington for f or chief cities in particular difeo 1 so let the benefit of utah in general and him speak up for ugly rumor says his ex excellency ia is working g principally with the anti marmon lobby and primarily for mormon disfranchisement chi TUK tug ROCKY fono colorado enterprise throws cold water on the office seekers in its neighborhood in the following I 1 style there are several aspirants for or ps in the coming session of the legislature round around rocky ford font we dont 1 ile to dis dl courage any one but we will tate state that the Is 1 per day the expense expenses whisky 3 board fl 1 per day always take enough money along to pay lor for a ticket home OGDEN sympathizes heartily wi with emma abbott in her illness at 81 salt lake city the attending aU sadia physic physician ia thinks ehe will be unable to sing again for several weeks thia this will be a preat great discouragement to one so ambitious and determined and a decided decide d disappointment to the public where ebo she was billed to appear TUB tim G GAST axtt has trained a good many valuable men for the union pacific eccles was its original passenger and freight agent at salt lake and be he is now in the same position for the U P ban bancroft croft was its receiver and afterwards superintendent now he is general manager of thi U P mountain division i A STAND STANDARD Arti reader wants to know the auth author r of lookin looking 9 backward it if ho he refers to the moat most recent version it is edward bellamy but the original of it was a mrs lot the re haltof salt of whose effort was novel enough bat but not the kind of novel the other is lit ABILITY to support a great theatre like the one she now has is already well demonstrated even to the doubting the house has his been open four times and was completely filled on each occasion W WITH afu pardonable pride the sioux city tribune fl 0 wata in the face of a despairing world the bold announcement jay gauld dont own sioux city |