Show THE COTTON BLOSSOM CLUB brother gardner very plainly ta to jude judge baht Ca ht when the regular Sat saturday night meeting had been opener la in due form brother gardner looked epand down of watermelon halt hall add and inquired J am lm bradder jedah cahoots in de do hall halt dis avella the judge had bad just Rot lils left brogan off oft to scratch a ch I 1 of 0 the vintage of 6 1800 but he bast hastened ened to replace it and add approach the platform bedge cahoots sald the president in fatherly tones ize dun heard dat yo has ha decided to go to baltimore to lab am dat so 80 yes sah ize izo dun order heard dat yo was gwine to git married arter you git dar am dat sot Y yes sah 11 1 we beall bo be a heap sorry to lose yol yo J edge yo it is one ot of the original members of 0 de ole Linie limekiln kiln club an yo is one of de halt dozen member who allerd me dov down jere to new york I 1 hev bey knowel yol yo for bout ten yara an ad ize tree free to say I 1 bebber knowel ye yo to da anything mean the judge bowed hla his thanks and brother gardner continued yo yol bin bid regarded as a shinie light in I 1 has bebber knowel you to make a speech second a coshun or move to adjourn but yo haa has de do sense to keep couf shot abet an not show ignorance an dat counts a heap in favor some mens silence Is missed mo trio dan odder mens blab I 1 dat abery member 0 dig dis club will feel absence when whom saturday night bums round the judge bowed again and was evidently affected enow now jedah yo was gwine among strange people yo will be a strange in a strange land lie a fur older man dan yol yo was an I 1 has bled about a good bit I 1 carfore want to gin yol yo a beetle advice in de fust place it will be known dat yocum yo cum trum frum new york YOM mach brally be proud 0 of o do fact act yoseff yo self but doan let dat puff ya up too high 0 coso new york am a big town an its de metropolis tro polis polls of america buc bur some folks outside ot of it kin read an write an cipher aist as well bawo as wo kin coant godown go down dar to baltimore wid the ideal dat do inhabitants go to an wash deir hands wid sots soft 11 soap IN no ali i I 1 11 humbly replied the judge As a a N new yorker an a member of 0 dis club armed with with a certificate to admit him to any circus tree free of 0 cost yo will hev a sar oar tin dignity to maintain do IN it in a dignified way de mat blab who tries to pull up twenty rods of 0 sidewalk to frow nt tit a barkin dawg dawg only one foot toot long suffers rs by comparison should a baltimore digger hit yo in de do head wid A cabbage as aa a sort ol 01 0 welcome welcom doan go fur to hl him in cross lota lots au an ober fences to git eben lies iles not only git clar elar away but dignity w would on id hev hey all unraveled an botched on de na nall henda an splinters do yo follow me fedec e vw uli sah 11 deaul KO go to In around about banks as if it yo hud bad to deposit somo some whar an doan go to do poss offis moren once a week alst bo be what yol yo am a common sort ol 01 0 man wid about foteen dollars dollari in wallet after yol yo git dar darl some folks when dey strike a strange town am afus PJ ready to kick watch yo belr belf bedge eln eben it if a man spits on autes two or three times doan raise no row till yol yo am atu hes bes dola adola a doln it kase be he wants to pick a fight I 1 was in nashville once an a man dun kicked me three threet times lines kase batool he tool me fur fai a knoxville dat tried td steal his dawg lie ile not only apologized zed but gin me file it dollar in cash do jol yo see de pint fedge i 1 I does sah 11 whar do yol yo generally eine gine rally walk when away from homer home la ila de do middle of de do road sah gab data dava a good ideal bedge but when yo kit down dar aist keep eyes open I 1 it f de do rest ot of im cm walk dar boll be right at borne home it dey keep on de do sidewalk den bod better toiler foller suit deaul do buffin to make conspicuous yo la Is a beetle bowlegged ledge it if I 1 remember right aist a trifle sab sah replied the judge as he glanced down at the opening thron throng gli ii which a elder cider barrel could have been rolled without the ends barking liia his legi leg ats I 1 tee bee well doun doan try to conceal ce de tact fact froni de public calla calls atlen a shun hum to a bowlegged man quicker dan to hev bev him try to dodge de do tact feet it doaa happen to hurt yer looks indo in de lea least stanl un I 1 doan know but its an improvement 1 I looks upon it dat dab way sah replied the judge an now about gittin married bradder Cal cahoots loots I 1 reckon yol yo ha dim an thought de wery best thing yo klit do deicer I 1 yehbah Ye cg aBah sah 11 den go right ahead but artia everything looks like pea clies now bill but dat dab state of cant last du do best of wives git it lechle off oft now an den me an de do ole woman vroman gib git along as well us as any co couple on birth airth but we hev bev our off days one dawning shell git up an ad build de do liall aa as cheerfully as please an on de next shed hold see me la in texas yol yo am de do boss bosart of de do roost but bo be kearful how bow yo yol bosa b da do fact dat yo happens to be do husband doan gin yo yode de privilege of W alkin all ober yo wife new york world |