Show I 1 BE NATURAL A Fatir satirical ical writer tn in one ol 01 the I 1 eastern papers pays regarding the I 1 I 1 cold weather achand and corning coming swathe Swat lio yourself in heavy woolens I 1 I 1 from head to foot put a thick comforter 1 around your neck bring it lumund and rind around till nothing is I 1 visible but your noie ana eyes do f not take it oil off till next jane june thia this 1 13 what might ba be termed good advice in a bad form for rig liht lit upon the heels of this the satirical knave as biam 11 I 1 loll 1011 ie bays says goes on to suggest in aub stance that the comforter eo so called will make the neck email small and trinny and the throat sensitive to cold as the neck and throat of a civilized person should bo be who wants a I 1 throat like that of a dumb brute that never knowe knows what hoarseness is I 1 next wear a heavy fur cap that has been in the family for genera generations eions and has never been renovated it will keep your head warm and make your 1 hair fall out by handfuls and you will look and bald balT headed es early ly in lifo life animals never cover their beads heads cr or protect them from tho the cold and 1 I i 11 11 I 1 QU ON A I 1 1 I 1 1 I 1 i I 1 I 1 animals are never bald headed hot but again who wants to be like a dumb dam b brute in any respect what is civilization liza tion for it not to make men bald beaded headed and delicate so they can take proper care of their health it is shown bat but ta 0 very little practical purpose that the moat most luxuriant hair in the world AS well as the best beat health among women is found with the italians who are always nearly bareheaded bare headed year in and year out and who rely principally upon natures covering the reliance being met by the response from the common parent that never fails falls THE tim STANDARD is not a sanitarian as a business it only now and then admonishes monis hes the be people as to what is best for their physical moral and practical welfare that we dress too much and ventilate too little is or ought to bo be thoroughly understood we are on pretty rood good terms w with ith druggy druggists ests and also with undertakers undertaker neither of whom we are cure tare will think less of us for desiring that their business may bo be curtailed to legitimate proportions that no one may manner y be untimely sent hence or in any m manner called upon to answer a transgression trang of nature let us live according to the best lights we can get or others can get for as us and we lose nothing by living a little more like animals which we are and a elees like artificial creations which we are no not t let us in fine leave something in our lires lives to be settled by the great first cause from which they came |