Show discourtesy ALWAYS PUNISHED courtesy always us as an investment and happily there are ways of making people think BO so who ot their ova own accord would never deal in the commo commodity city for the profit there is 13 in it employees street cat car conductors theatre ushers and all others who are thrown into the company compan y of many man y people who do not know ar all much about some things as they do will ds do well to bear this in mind some will not rest until they have the lesson taught them bitterly others othera will be content to take ft it in a mild form an amusing example of the latter was furnished by a number of chicago clerks on monday last the Tho object of their attentions conductor who spoke was a cable car of them as dudes and ducklings duc klings and insisted on supplying them liberally with nickels when called upon to make change at 9 0 p in fifty of them waited on the tile corner until the autocrat came along when they entered in a body those who could not find held on to the standards the conductor chuckled as ash he shook ashook out bis his nickels and dimes As the conductor coc cor ductor began collecting fares a change came ov ivr r t lie F of his dreama dreams the first p solicited was a peachy faced maiden who smiled sweetly as elie she banded up five penni esthe bano bane of the conductors life ue ile held them disdainfully in his fingers a moment but then dropped them into his inside pocket and re reached a ched to the next again was hi hia cry of fare there a rewarded with five fire pennies when the th third if d lot ol 01 coppers corpora was banded handed up the conductor tumbled but be he bad had to accept the inevitable when he had made the last colle collection clion be he was weighted down with pennies bat but that was not all the crowd rode to the end of the trip and stayed on the car for the return when the first five of the second batch of pennies was tendered him the conductor moved for a compromise which was scornfully refused refuse d that night be carried in pennie pennies anda and a conviction that be bad been done |