Show ROMANCES OF or DIRT some months bick bi bf ck our demonstrative neighbor situated on the jordan placed some city property on the market which was bought glit but not paid for on tuesday the day after the boom election the mayor wanted to know of the council if the elt city Y would have to go to law to get ita its pay in the meantime we must not loae lose eight sight of the fact that real estate is worth twice aa as much as it was four days ago this brings to mind an abec anecdote loe 11 in the aforesaid village liv lives es a dealer in dirt who was once a thrifty peoples man and married a wife of the mormon persuasion hut but b hi a land als nearer neater to his heart than waa was bia his wife his hie politics polities or hn religion and to when the L V atral horn born blowers set lip up their strain of grab and find gain be fol followed lomed at aber er li keithe rata rats of hamelin amelin II at the heels of the tile bcd P c d piper the tile wife by the way staid with the old the possessor of as much religion as before and of politics considerably more BO go and with these rare pon sessions ehe she was likewise fairly provided in I 1 n matters of dirt but differing from her recreant lord in that she managed her realty instead of permitting her malty to manage her among her bar properties is counted the establishment occupied by a prominent liberal druggist on the after election the cinders of war between decency and dirt still ing in her soul she chanced to drop in casually as it were upon lier ter druggist drug irist tenant the feirt of the life matt man of physic etc was glowing with the great moral victory but not to the of his ilia chivalry aware of his land ladys ladya he proceeded forthwith to speak words of consolation explaining how immutable was fate and bow how much more comfortable it would bo be for or herto her to accept the situation and sud Wf wr make the best beg of it n K only that her ber property erty in the tile lart twenty four hou hours rabal bal exactly in va value us ah yes yea madam with a figh ith 1 I am forry lorry 0 of course coure but bince the result is a matter over which I 1 bad no contro I 1 shall remigi if it to tofts its conditions bearing with forthome for forth thode abie all the vulgar gains an I 1 emol which without my eyrond and anti wishes wi we has seen fit to thrust upon 0 mr by me way may your reut rent has been 20 a month I 1 believe and IB is aid baid up to monday IsIon day next I 1 juet ut U t dropped dru pied in to bay SAY that pr properly perty baying baving inn doi dot doubled bled in vain your monthly rectal hereafter will ill be HOO 11 A ip tp gapp burst from the lips of life man of victory but tile lady w ith proper discretion I 1 through the ilia acor and therefore was not moved by the more carnott chaa reverent my aly god oud madam 1 which BO so touched touL lied the sympathies of I 1 those this ia is a true story and the four hundred dollar sequence will be car ried out with scrupulous |