Show DON QUIXOTE INEZ COULTER A vast deal of balderdash is finding its way into the columns of 0 some ol 01 the newspapers anent the exploits of one miss inez coulter a sensational young woman who is alleged to be prancing cing up and down the vallere valleys of utah standing anding pt off with a six shooter in one hand band and a lead pencil in the other the merciless horde of cormons mormons who are thirsting for her gore at last reports inez was besel ged in fillmore more but bat sho was said to be holding the fort in that ancient capital with her trusty revolver against all the swarming boats from kanosh dog valley cedar springs and other garrisons in the vicinity and promising unless starved out to put the whole connly county under her heel before the robins nest again miss coulter will be remembered as having swooped down upon acom a company of mormon immigrants in new now york and fairly horrified the immigration commissioners with bernales her ber tales of the life to which those foreigners were going in utah humor Rumor hath it that armed with special inquisitorial authority she was sent west to hunt up facts that would woud prove her complaints to ba be well founded in other words she was commissioned and doubtless paid to prove that she had been telling the truth hence the six shooter experiences and other legends all prepared with a view to establishing her veracity ordinarily we should consider the task hopeless but with the evidences of her genius already before us we beg to reserve our opinion theres theros no telling what she may prove before she gets through with it the revolver grim companion of her perils is understood to ba be the gift of a salt lake coterie interested in her disclosures but whether the donors are salt lake people or not there is a select crew there which rakes a busi business nees of obtaining the widest publicity tor for her imaginary adventures hence the st louis globe democrat gets a fanciful sketch of the plucky young woman and the philadelphia press prints a pen picture of her gun chicago journals are keen to obtain both maiden and weapon for the fair and denver papers are publishing daily accounts of her billies bittles and victories nearly all of this stuff emanates from the salt lake tribune office and the wildest woolliest wool liest and most fearfully fear folly constructed parts of it come from the jeanty brain of the animated ass who writes up the police court items |