Show THE TARIFF FROM TWO MOUTHS about the plainest visible idea growing out of the tariff campaign jast just commencing in tho the doubtful s elates is the want of a proper broer under e et anding between tho the members of the mckinley contingent T the sadden and startling advance in the prices of certain products affected by the tie new w tariff bill is called to mr mckinley s attention and be replies that chea cheapness P is a badge of poverty I 1 lie Is never liked the word cheap 11 cheap and nasty were always coupled in hla life in mind ind cheap men and cheap merchandise tho the famous tariff maker moan mean a cheap country and that ia is not the kind our forefathers furthermore it la 13 not the kind their sona sons mean to sustain no patriotic listener need mistake the meaning roea cf of these word after as clear and convincing an expression pree sion of private opinion as this it is a plain case that mr mckinley does not believe in low prices and now that he be has defined his bland stand point a standpoint which will sur bame of his moat most zealous partisans it ie ia the plainest thing in la the world that the startling quotations that are going ont out from new york should add a new glory to hia his campaign but now comes mr reed who is engaged in explaining to the people of another of the doubtful states the beauty and perfection of this bame tariff bill mark mr ir reed they also ask k if I 1 know of any article that has been lowered in price by the tariff I 1 could spend the whole evening in showing that articles have been lowered in price the democrats eay say it is invention that lowers prices I 1 bay say it rests upon protection it is the protective tariff which tempts our inventors to contrive cheaper processes of manufacture both of these expositions of the virtues of tho the mckinley tariff have euch such a thrilling ring of earnestness and candor that the bearers are not to bo be blamed for being pleased plea eod both mr mckinley with his ideas paerl patriotic and political of high prices and mr reed with hia his practical and commonplace mon place argument on the cheapening qualities ol 01 the new bill will i win many voters for the sida side of protection it unquestionably las has its good and beauteous either of the gentlemen named is qualified to depict them bat butin in sections where it is already meeting with disfavor there is danger that their contradictory lines of argument will not strengthen its ppul popularity arity with as much certainty and celerity as coald be desired THE NEW tariff law proposes to make out of every customs official an expert on pedigrees pedigreed grees the law provides that animals imported tor for breeding purposes anre only entitled to treo free entry when they ara are puro pure blood of 0 a recognized breed and duly registered in order to entitle breeding animals to free entry a certificate of the record referred to and of tho the pedigree of such animals must be produced and submitted to the customs officer duly authenticated by the proper custodian of such book of record together with tho the affidavit of the owner agent or importer that such animals aro are the identical animals described in said certificate of record and grod THE tim papers discover r much to encourage them in the recent railroad statistics of the country according to the Rai It ailway licay age miles of railway were constructed in thirty nino of the states and territories in the first nine months of the present year 62 52 per which ws was in the south before the war the wealth gained by the planters of the south was the admiration and envy of all beholders the west alter after the war was for twenty years the favored section the south is now again getting its innings this time through industrial du development T THE IE NEXT timo time uncle sam wants his census taken ho he will have to get some one besides general porter to superintend it porter has been abused complained of and worried until ha be has finally broken down in health and had to go on a vacation he lie I 1 is happily recovering but it is not likely be could bo be prevailed upon to attempt the task again even though it were sugar coated ELI IL 11 MURRAY 0 of the san ban diego union camo came up from san diego last night and registered at the rained palace hotel san Uh ronicle wheres kate field will bhe she please inform the esteemed chronicle that murray rray is only incidentally 0 O of I 1 the ban san diego union that be he is primarily and principally ex gover nor of utah with a big G and that in addition to all this he is heroic THE ZIE RAILROAD favor fever ha its 1 struck salt lake with terrific force sure enough and under its influences the honest folk down there are ready to build anything that is mentioned and to any an y point po int on tho the globa we desire to notify tho the world that bat a great performance f for is now goins going on and before it li Is ended there will be more fun than a box of monkeys THE MIE DE iver republican asserts that at pueblo last week the colorado horse superior lowered his record three quarters of a minute As his record was the republican has every excuse for its glee still superior will have to be a speedier horse than bels bola today to day in order to make the circuit in 2 ila NEW baa ai among ong its population an heiress whose eccentricity runs to the purchase of a corner lot in every town she visits the salt lake chamber of commerce is thinking of sending a committee composed of two governors go vernois to wait upon her and tender the freedom of the city THERE is 18 only one paper in the territory and that ia 13 the bait salt lake tribune which can afford to devote it ita entire editorial efforts to the booming of judge Good goodwin winand and the defence of the unscrupulous pro gramme ramme he advocates the tribune is too far gone to spoil much anyway 4 TUB THE AVERAGE pennsylvanian Pennsyl like to be swindled bo so when a sharper recently sold bottles of cold tea with winks to a sunday crowd and it was found that there was nothing but tea in the bottles the purchasers were hopping mad and had the fellow arrested A COOL OBSERVER made the salt lakers dizzy yesterday by offering to bet five thousand dollars to one thousand that the deep creek rail railway way would wo uld never be built as far west as the jordan river no takers THE tim PRESIDENT is already engaged upon his to congress baby mckeef grandpa seems to have served hia his newe newspaper piper apprenticeship upon some neome journal appearing ann annually U ir if ONLY took the commercial man three days to find bad that he had picked up the hot end ot of the poker that ant discretion which is the better part of valor came to him early |