Show WHO TALKS OF or DEATH the atlanta constitution has heard of a man named behrman linnan Be living in Al montgomery who is anxious that the tile doctors should examine and piT prescribe for him after lie heia is dead but who tile paper raper thinks is in need of medical examination while he be yet lives of liis his history and peculiarities the cw coll ution learns that he is past mi middle addle a age he fought in the confederate army army and ia is at present engaged in the undertaking business he lie pr never felt hungry thirsty or sleepy in in hia I 1 is life he lie sometimes goes sixteen days without without food but generally eats once a day once he lie went seven months without witti out more than an hours sleep in forty jorty years he has never swallowed a glass of water after studying himself for forty years or FO so mr behrman lias has come to the conclusion that he lie is not well ell lie ile suspects that his heart liver and brain must bo be out of order and lie wants he the doctors doctora to look into the mitter after bis big death what mr behrman needs in 0 our u r opinion is a change of residence an and d employment for this be does not need to wait until he dies firstly ho he should quit undertaking and secondly get out of montgomery thirdly he should come west and grow up with the country where men eat with the appetite of a lion drink with the heartiness of a fish and bleep bleed with the soundness of a graven imae S here be he can outlive doctors and under undertakers and if he ha does not at once acquire the physical traits above enu aerated me rated he be is sure nevertheless of a 1 quick I k fortune with one fourth the labor bat that others are having to employ to win it for not having to eat or drink be c uld put the money usually consumed in those lugii luxuries lea into real estate and not hiving to sleep he be could put in twice ai as much time watching bis his investments double in value every six months A SUNDAY OEM from the silt salt S like herald yo NO road projected from the eat east to the beit est or irom from the went west to the east that does doe not IOL name bait balt lake city as its it f point nt it la Is the objective point of all tour ista ts to I 1 the he west it in tho the supply bulut for or aural hous suds of 0 mile of 0 t he r richest i ches rint I 1 agri agricultural c ul aul and mineral lands 1 in tb the e country it is also the objective point of the If herald eralI I 1 which the truth is not litre is another one which makes even the boomers dizzy the price of 0 real estate in is resso reasonable able yet it grow groa a swa shadily dily the foregoing are random selections from a column headed beaded just as wo we are we would publish republish re more of them equally useful for showing juet what the herald ia is it if it were not for oar our borrow sorrow over a shame V ANDER DILTS BILTS orr quoted and sweeping condemnation of the public was drawn out as much oilier other profanity is by the persistence of the reporter the story goes that when the tile magnate wag was asked why he had taken olf off a certain certain train he said that it paid running expenses the reporter began but 31 mi I 1 vanderbilt the pu public blie expects the public be damned said mr vanderbilt ailt i if 11 the tile public wanted the train why the tile public travel by it that all there was to it CAPTAIN MAY of the washington artillery will accompany the tile re ilex X royal train from kew new orleans and will thunder etith ith guna guns of the biggert bore the majesty of the carnival kingdom into all beholders a THE howl the tile chicago papers are making about tho the defiant attitude of the gambling fraternity in that cily city the inter octant hew new story the ace of clubie 11 is peculiarly appropriate prop THE FIRST excursion of the season from denver is booked to arrive in ogden may 18 15 are any steps being taken to make it pleasant tor for be the visitors tore 0 OSK or OF the COMMit committees I 1 of A the salt lake real estate exchange is presided over by judge lynch things appear to be getting desperate IB ill no trouble about findan ln ilin 9 plenty of houses to rent in salt lake nowadays the scarcity was ey nery lived STANLEY come back to CV civilization and fame utters titters this lament 1 I am simply bored to death I 1 A I 1 I 1 I 1 J |