Show I 1 r I 1 I 1 ir I 1 E bradd Colu CHY 1 chat 1 1 I COLLECTED i for the readers of the standard f I 1 I 1 I 1 COMMERCE CHIMBER A baoit held last I 1 evening A theatrical reminiscence 11 I 1 matters batore three courts young uses ather news CRA report of the committee recently aa pointed I 1 A meeting was held by the directors of the chamber of commerce last evening its object was to hear the f the committee which had geor I 1 pointed to examine aites in the dicinit y 0 bogden suitable forthe lo 10 bailon f the school proposed by the legislature lion david eccles chairman of the committee made tin extensive verbal report of abo labors of the committee the body had visited suitable pieces of land situated near ogden in all directions and haa prices of as many a 18 rm sible the situations were desor by mr eccles the report of the committee was accepted and the meeting was ad journoud with tile understanding that the committee meet the committee on the subject tn question appointed by the and make known to them the aligi ability of ogden for locating its institution and report at the mee ting 11 the asni bers of the chamber of Kanin erco will be held next tuesday evening the committee from abole are expected to arrive to merw PARTY A aut at the Regi deace of mr george 6 4 last evening a host of merry peo 10 assembled at the residence of ir and mrs georfe morrison on pearl between fiat h and sixth streets to participate in a reception in honor of the marriaga marri ag of has kent and miss emeline morrison ra acho were added at feb ath the ho tise was craa to overflowing by the numerous friends of the couple and congratulations ana good wishes for the future pro rity and happi ness of the bride and bridegroom were showered upon them in the heartiest latiner ma tiner the presents w ro quite numerous useful and in some instances costly A talle was spread and alm ilm apts present did justice to their lites b P tak f the agri e pr profir ovir of he 1 oat and hostess if mr find mrs charles kent will realize tile wishes of their friends their lives will be moat appy d awill surround them t t h I 1 ea days which tug sincerely hopes will be many A of old time elisata that 0 0 D ram feb D I 1 1883 after perusing an article in tits standa iad of thursday entill ed superstition in which actors are credited cf edited with being as superstitions as tj 1 e next man I 1 stin afan ine ident narrated by a gentleman of this city some years past has been closely connected with amate ur theatricals here though not mine und erthe heading of superstition it may well be called A singular coincidence and I 1 vi give it in his nan language as near as possible it was in the early aben carrio bomwell CoM well was leading mrs lizzle jost mrs just and other ladies with gill wright joseph wright jem dee and many other old timers were diang their best to keep up in interest in local theatricals I 1 had not been in town many months bea re bolgla was cast and it fell to my lot to represent one of those unfortunate individuals who after being duly informed by mrs borgia t hat she had taken the liberty of intro acing some subtle poison into the cold feat we always dank cold teal for then 1 with a few others a d in strict accordance with stage business dutifully laid me down and dieal after the scene was closed in v 9 filed out to our dressing room and here the manner of my narrator chin godas I 1 passed the wing I 1 aked a ked 0 no of these behind and I 1 believe it was ill wright the time of the night I 1 ile answered twenty rol past ton 1 2 te x t night I 1 received a letter from a dear relative of mine the contents of which ran about as follows dear are you sick I 1 had a dream lost night in cat lyIng dead bed lit the aina looked at the clock and found it was past fmc of course I 1 wrote back that I 1 had been dead in a dramatic sense but was and now boys W hat do you think about c dences arras Vr rAs k DANGEROUS A matter which ought to rate serious 11 aniere are a large number of side walk platforms in this city which are need of repair their sur faces ara dotted warped boards i I 1 which protrude upward and render tile walks very dangerous to arians last evening a young man of this city was making his way along I 1 of the principal streets ancl as it wits vory dark he failed to see one of traps his loot struck against the board and lie was thrown full length into the mud greatly to the damage of hokap parel platforms which have been mentioned should the repaired all warped boards should be re placed with new one s and all holes and other dangerous places should be remedied As it ia absolutely unsafe for persons to travel over them during the hou rs of darkness tile city should prevalent pre alent and satisfactory select tn 0 regard to her thoroughfares as she doe aluman other matters stud great sow would 4 tho I 1 I 1 I 1 1 IN ane COURTS cases before the police Might rate DIs brict court in the fit district court yesterday chas anderson was arraigned on the charge of unlawful cohabitation lie wa d v until feb 13 to plead t i t he only case before judge I 1 before juda deot james calvert was tried on the charge of disturbing tho X tanner esq ap fo he ution and rs isoland L it it bors for the do fence at the close of the tal gitig of ovido adjudged him guilty d a 10 WAR inflicted alo action calvert was charged with consisted of knocking a ato against an aj e I 1 man who was acting as yard kahrer for mr joseph johnson las gray who was on the b r stealing barbed wire was gf g to pay a fine of or in default to spend that gium ber of d in the jail has not as yet V ahe fine ENGLISH FU N BOMB fro across the water A friend of mine ho hails from britana handed me A Ps a fawd y a IV blen he had d from il a f rier home I 1 was much amused at one 0 fits departments which bore the somewhat attractive title from the coaids I 1 say that I 1 was much amused the erusal of that column of I 1 tigua slow s almost proved di cal I 1 have been gloomy and downcast ever since but since nosery loves company I 1 havck do tc n n ed ith the permission of the ebitt r 01 THE STANDARD to mak e somebody else by ventilating a few british humor odthe certain ill cause a little jealousy on the part of aasal calah bill nyi and one or two ot r american but D 0 ma ater here first comes bjes a foils whir h has the audacity to state that unrefined steel is petty larceny and that a r war is a pan and ink ouner editor must have been to the club when he said that 1 getting things was making punch one who has seen the streets ot london however when travel i i at its highest will admit that tile a bove md journal tells the truth ahen it ys that the rule of the road with cab and van drivers Is to drive rou va shod r i pedestrians A good hard e kerie keri e racking riddle Is pro in the following what is it that runs without moving itis a fore reading the answer which is 11 why a stream when it runs dry to be surel no wonder so many en li wear corduroy pants sul 11 explosive vi it would vause a nian to 11 bust his breeches if they were of I 1 egg strength of texture but now romes rudy that facetious female of journalism and tells of Jag leys wickedness Ick edness she says that they that is and jaggle were balking val king on the asp halte sea wa T I 1 at brighton just after I 1 he recent seve re 1 to think u 0 th brownrout Brown rou ei picking up a piece of t h a broken off by the dorco jorco of the sea that this could have been done just feel how hard this as a ite 18 11 ye es said V 1 ding the fragment between his finger and thumb it is hard very as as felt judia however does not crack a a mile over this funeral statement and goes on to another dreadful cirt comstance cum stance she states tha young says be 11 be hung if lie wont kis 3 miss hi ngamy u ader the mistletoe because that is afati tall of fence the pungency of this latter J ke asserts itself three days after the joke is administered but hero comes the patriarch of english humor and askil when is a story teller like scorpio theander The anser according to whose veracity I 1 urn not so reckless as to doubt is it bihy ihy f course when ast ingin its balet talet idere is another chestnut from the same source entitled A too fair oneat ile 11 1 1 declare miss angelina tra at me she olt mr do ns how can 3 ou say so im sure I 1 never make abe slightest difference bet een 3 out As a anabea however for the evil which a pl ithe WAY perpetrate I 1 vi ill close by tho following jeep year from fun L think it will atone room c e wicked the antiole contains and will therefore leave the reader with it and permit him to wrestle with the problem af pf growing fat on english humor come little pray do not fear we do no fear wish to urt you Asyet you I 1 r 0 nice luite free from vice and full of child ike an infant pet with no regret and with no cause to weep year y on remain without a stain 11 latest little leap year I 1 the notion goes that girls propose to men in years like you are if this be thus then bring to us that all arpa are in any case pray looter the love fond and d beep year all hearts pray bless with happiness ab latest little leap year I 1 As tia proceeds supply the needs of all who pine and suffer T heres been enough of stress that I 1 a rough dont let that wesa be rougher let faith and alope have larger scope give no one cause to weep ar put scorn and self upon the Z elf and oer all sorrow leap year hieston PAUL pi ants and the electric light boston poll According to a Berlin e i som disagreeable re s alts berlinda have pa GIF 0 ed th electric fighting of the winter palace sit st petersburg the intense bril biancy of the light been found to cause dire destruct loh adorm tho plants used for the dec oration of this banqueting halls it appears abat the complete it lu m of the rooms for a single n ight is enough to cause the leaves to I 1 urn yellow and d p and ultimate y to tall the VI mage to the cele b rated of palms at the pal ace is especially cerious Fe rious it to su that the Is red enjoy no to the sudden c inge from the bunim days of the northern winter and from the subdued light of the plant houses to the JAin ding light of the halls it has been shown beyond a doubt that the ri y ol 01 the at lion and I 1 is sm u rit are directly proportional to the intensity of the illumination and plants niches or other in places partially sli elded from the light are jound to remain uninjured is no doubt that the in furious effects of the liggat are greatly I 1 ante nal fled by the dry art beate d ali mo sphere of the rooms andt h at I 1 bey would be if not ent I 1 rely obviated if the nta could be sur rounded by a steamy afro oe p h ere such As that in which they aro grown report of the accident STANDA 21 was the only paper in the territory which contained a report of the central acal tint P |