Show A SEPTEMBER OUTRAGE this early in the grand old month of september while the epicures epi cures e still yearns for a closer e will tile succulent autumn oysters and while politics heat ilia b lood and in than summer makes tile head ache there copies news of a indig anity right in our own A me rican wa the natives lise up in th and the hazy air quivers with the gatlis of patriots canada may clime our ils hermea from the day of fundy and sealers of all nations inter fore with our rights in behring sea china may send her coolies and italy her lazzaroni lazz aront thurman may wilt under cholera borbus and harrison may be lulled to by a verll glee c lub ilia earth may auke ilia beave na fall but no alron siddi full arm ored black breathed snorting son of A U S navy huther called ilia man o fw awu thing elre must outrage just offered the tight little oyster wat luona bile peacefully vocation jerseys classic coat coa t ilear the sad story tale boston has been abound those wit under some officials orders ete up and down to see bow much splash she could make and shooting air her guns to we if tile powder haq all raghu bloat of tile smaller crafto which had to depend op the wind for motive power kept out of the way of tile big bully and watched the display with de p in I 1 to r est the leous however had a cap tain meant business health depend on ilia circus ile kept on sawing wood that Is digging up oysters 8 suddenly Ud denly the monster bore down on him when he was not looking carried away his vessels bowsprit and topmast tore her new mainsail to pieces knocked r overboard ver board shovels and baskets pa ed I 1 tile and the he gaff 1 tore the lazy jack the to clift runner and one block on the top lift and seared off all the oysters danka ages site ask ed for andia the modest claim Is not promptly settled without either treaty or retaliation somebody will hear f arther from the liners and the restaurateurs U urs of all columbia you hear us ta ik F 1 it who sends to the portland oregon a nicely w account of a july journey from that city to the city of the latter day saints allows herself to belo dinto but one serious misstatement when the history of salt like city Is the history of utah she leaves out altogether the important part vi aich has played in that history CRANY 1128 been saved from a late which he invited the tiny vessel dark secret which set out to cross the atlantic from boston a few weeks ago was abandoned in mid ocean by her master and bole passenger lie was picked up and brought home by a danish vessel only to renew his foolhardy attempt when ever ho can get another craft ready A londoe barber recently shaved sixty men in sixty minutes any man who ever sat under the lation of a london barlier will join in the ish that the duration of tile torture may be still further decreased trim UNION in salt lake monday night adjourned fo sas a local paper sie vie the seigers do not want everything it Is enough for them to tak ahe cake LADY are greatly on the increase ahey find the profession more agreeable than sawing legs off |