Show IH IN BAD COMPANY govern gov arnor 0 r caleb W west has of late betrayed an apparent intention to smootie away partisan feeling in utah an and d to aid this territory to achieve t lie proud commercial station to which ehe aie ie is entitled sin since c c his ilis rather abrupt return from washington he lie has presented an appearance of coap conservatism rv cism and lias has almost led people to believe that ho lie was the governor of utah how ilow must lie feel then it he really desire peace and prosperity in utah tolia to haie te kate kato field refer to him as the creat creature u re of the loyal league 7 governor alvest as governor is in mighty poor company when lie joins hands with loyal league representatives at washington to obtain legi legislation aaion to throttle all progress in this territory and kato kate field pays him an anything thing but a compliment when elic alases him with bennett and casein baskin by the way tho the opportunity is now open for governor west to do a grand thing for the enhancement of commercial prestige and the prosperity of her citizens citi zens he can pursue a wise dignified fair course which mil will conduce to harmony and advancement van cement tho the governor lias has to encounter too much competition as a legal and religious reformer but as a business reformer ho lie would have the fiel field dall all to himself far as ss federal officials are concerned AT A iteck r political dinner in ill georgia a message was handed to congressman crisp one of the jolly gentlemen present he read it and laughed when a lady asked for tho the news he lie blushed to the apex oi of his cranial dev elopement developement and then lie sprang to his feet and shout shouted c d while we are r here enjoying enjoy enjoying the tho of the citizens of 01 co colimbus umbus tb the new news comes oom to ui us hit that la in the th bousa of 0 our a child lil is born lot let ui us all 11 unite in the tb hope hopt that the mother aua ad baby are wel 11 then tho the band played the ladies vv aved waved their kerchiefs the men drained a bumper and the whole pirty party united in giving three climers and a tiger for mrs Cle cleveland and tho the youngster just as tho the last bottle of champagne was as cracked another message was received contradicting tho the first and an awful gloom fell upon tho tile assemblage sem mem blage blago that tho the very gas lights flickered out tit eltz be on foot a conspiracy to ge get t stockings Bloc kings off foot A prominent physician of new england says that cotton stockings aro destroying I 1 ho tile down dow n last east E ast women by inducing rheama rheumatism neur aliga and arid like diseases and a prominent young lady in ohio solemnly warns all her sisters til to beware of woolen stockings bc be causo cause the other day eho she pat down on the floor to draw off her lambe lambs wool how home when one of them required considerable sid sider erable ablo pulling before it U started but then it came so easily that her hand flew up lilt her chin and caused her to bito her tongue almost in two it if cotton and wool are both tabooed tabo oed what shall the dear cheat creatures do go alt ali no my y son I 1 they can wear silk tue CZAR is insanely nervous an fart vm expected footfall drive drives him into a frenzy and an injudicious word makes librn frothing mad his ills life ie is more 1 miserable than that of tho the rage odest edest guan gu test crossing sweeper if ho the Nihill sto fail fall many more times tho the czar will bo be ab able le to a them further anxiety by dying in a spasm of jear ear or A fit of rices I 1 I 1 wit john ausk hutkin in recently rec eRtly took a va knuble u bl e book ot po VIS m from hi his library dint nd kind kindled ed A WI with Us it IL ills 1 ta batee ie this a s a i una proof of him aber rallon ration of calud anil and fear that restraint may be nece ary frary j before coinciding illitia illi hia friends n tho tile american public would liko like to kno what hat book of lams it vae was hat that bur burned ded if tennyson then wo we will all agree that Kuski Itu akins ue intellect it ie as bright and his frank frankness riess as great as ever W C DB law died recently leaving a fortune of fifteen million la illion dollars mado made from glass manul manufacture ho ile biad only wry very moderate or oven even scanty means when ho lie began bu bul lie had corive ho lie was a great advertiser and probably spent more than a million in making himself and his hiss business bustness 1 knolyn jovn to the public tazy HAVE a delightfully emphatic wa way y of securing a cleaning out at angeles A mayor was recently elected under a solemn pledge of reform tho the other day lie sent thia this terse mandate to the chief of police suppress rese faro or resign TUB who docs does tho the society work for one of the tho salt bole papers lus is to speak of odthe the clasa class who whose favor lio lie curries as our best people 11 lie ile calls them now the beau monde 11 JAMES G BLAINES trip to 0 o europe ia is a shrewd move to keep hie his namo name going in america whilo while his bo body is absent the man from maine maino rl rises rles es be foro breakfast every morning |