Show th the one ho se farmer texas stockman the one horse fanner farmer has his a lifelong ambition ambi tinn to gain the ille reputation for wearing a dirty ebirt shirt he ile will alarm tho the neighborhood by retting getting up L O 0 gre bv before afre day then not go to work till two hours after sunrise BUtir iee he ile will complain of hard times then tear his pants climbing a fence cence where the gate ought to t W he ife will pay three dollars for a new bridle then let the calf chew it all up by sunday stock will get in and destroy hie his crop at a place in in his fence that lie lid has been putting off repairing fur for ax s x month months or more he ile will his back trying try ing ta ghow show how groag strong he is he will talk all day sunday on what be he knows about farming then ri deover delover the ne neighborhood 1 monday hub hunting ting seed potatoes potatoes ota toes he will wilP go goin in his shirt sleeves on a cold dayto day to show how much he ile can eland stand and then return home at nig night h t and an 5 occupy two thirds of the fireplace until it is bedtime he ile will ridicule the mechanism of a cotton planter and then thin go out and mash his thumb on a fence ha ile will go to town on saturday and find come back with fifty cents cen ts worth of coffee a paper of pine pit a dollars worth of chewing tobacco and his belly full of whisky whisk heis economical economy is his forte he will eave tave ten cents cent wentworth worth of axle area grease se and ruia ruin the spindle spind lei of it 8 wagon he ile will get gei all hia his neighbors to help in getting a cow out of the bog and and then let her dio die for want of proper care and attention he ile wont subscribe flir for a newspaper but will borrow one from his friend and forget to return it |