Show FACTS AM AND FANCIES cackler Ct cUer cone comes to the front again with somi some novelties No veltie EDITOR MORVING HERALD there can be no doubt the old say easing that a rolling stone gathers no m aws oss has ha been proven over end and 0 over ver again abawi take it however that this is bally rough on the rolling stone why should the rolling stone be deprived of mot moss I 1 feel an intercept in in this subject because I 1 am once again on the roll yes siree il ree I 1 am now able to toddle about after a rather severe spell of sickness and the other af hernoon I 1 found myself gazing in a ot westerly wet terly direction twilight r dim and nod pensive hour the glori cm cui flama flam of the grand old danzer phoebus apello ve as quenched td til in the ws esterly terly hats his name ical ing a R glow ath athwart wart the horizons what dyer call il it the tilen t oil silvery stare saintil late and aud tingle in the steep blue dome dom s of heaven and anti the paley crescent moon tipping with ilver silver all the poplar tree at the back of the lot Beaute ious bush of event eventide idel in describable ecstacy ofa ilent stil luea I 1 if it is just auch such moments aa as the seir esir that the high strung poetic tempera ment is attuned to high thoughts and celestial meditations while sol with sultry sha shaft ft has gone to sleepy steep and moonshine moon thine glow glows your gackler sitting on a tone stone blows blow his dose turning from matters personal let t roe see if I 1 can jerk a e little cackle which will instruct edify and amdee high sounding platitudes 9 and nod showy hallow shallow sentiment ment are the stock in trade of present day phil soher jq their pinchbeck didactic didacticism ism is wearisome and secularity a borta bore there but whoa emma steady old gal I 1 ive run into a siding I 1 think what I 1 have to bay say however is that not one man in a n thousand born into ioto 0 or u upon n this elliptical mass of mud ie is I 1 levelheaded level I 1 headed enough to be a phil oe opher what then is the use of throwing miles of philosophy philo tophy and acrea acres of ethical truisms at the bead of poor humania hu manit i 1 what it al always wa a wig was and always will be poor liu humanity manity and now to the catching and and manipulation of the lean and slip lip pery fact or ae be edgar A poe night might have remarked to the fact fact fact to the gathering of the fact using shears shears shears anil anti sonie tact tact tact getting and slid no arrears rr of old antiquated an fact fita i of old fact fad fact ancient dedicated fact fact fact fact fact fact fact fact act but the latest and i the greatest new fact on sunday afternoon main street north of og en bridge id i usually usually occupied by two or three young couple couples evidently sparking but on con sunday last a number of big burly broad backed bou bounders riders with tomato complexions and double chins chills seated in buggies teemed fur for a time to take poo dession of ofine the road 8 speaking king from a brief experience mar their scheme of being seemed to b be simple speculation ejaculation and expectoration ou on inquiry I 1 wa was s informed that there had find been a cock fight somewhere up the canyon great ack c that too on a sunday young Ogden itea ites seem to have a quiet precept prec eplion iou arid and a keen apar appreciation of trading when a chance cornea comes in the their ir way th there ere is ia a man in a etore store 0 on n wali main a ret selling witches wa tchee jewelery jew ellery etc by euc sue tion A few evenings even inge ago a man a clerk in a leading etore store of the be city waa was mg to the vapor ings of the auctioneer the latter filter was trying trying to tell sell a pair of earring for which be he bad got ut a bid of 75 cent cents and in the hope nj ud doubt of stimulating bide bida placed a dailar dollar alongside alongi ide the earrings with the re mark now buys boys bid away and lie take your our c choice aiice bearings or dot dol lar ar the young clerk at once cried out 90 cents no other bidder here you are which do you take queried the auctioneer the dollar replied the parc karchmer as he p planked banked the 90 00 cents and lifted the silver spherical remarking with it quiet mile di you trade again london watches b by applying acid i to the knob A Irenc frenchman hman ordered two hundred watches from geneva at 40 francs each the cases were copper heavily silt gilt and the knobs were pure cold gold lie pawned them in the modern babylon at 80 francs franell each how hows this for trading they have had banquet in new york the minu wb wis a written in Vo lopuk universal lan an guage among the he courses were served th the following g toothsome del ica cies Zebu up sup Bubalo et ko a e fid aplan yu yuli ii bak loats gana e doka ko salad u pom deku tana ol 01 swi diko zib av by adik ohp old english poet ile heylin alin writes ilent take toke thine ease men en are hard hard to please thou haply might of offend fetid though some speak ill of thee some will say better theres an end yes theres en an enil end I 1 will say no more leat lest I 1 hould offend you sir air and that would be worse than dragging the devil by the tail CACKLES 0 aylen oylen dea nov No 8 1987 the baltimore democrats will continue pittsburg Fitts burg |