Show LET TUIS be tho the battle cry of reformers down with avith tho the assa ae alasin asin sin car stove I 1 THE shoulder ha 8 fallen intha into state of innocuous us desuetude owing TO ing to the great vi vigor ar cf cl his hi hand band shaking at chicago KATE FIELD fuld ie Is utterly neglecting the mormons ani ie Is devoting herself to unit ical monologues in aich which ehe she find finds better compensation THE cost nearly halt a million dollars now her digusto owners offer be her botho to the first buyer for 4 17 they should take her home america Ai had no wo we for her except tb th beat her NEW N wants ants for district attorney I 1 a young man named nicoll who is described as a lawyer of pluck who wh would prosecute hia his own wn father in laws ghost if it were caught in ome some scurvy game carp C 11 TIIE tim newt bites hates blaine with ft ith all tle the intensity of its enterprising in spirit but the other day it printed a it contributed poem of welcome elcome to grover cleveland and all tod late discovered it to be a deadly acrostic reading hurrah tor for blame blaine I 1 NEW york suddenly dic die covered lat last week to her horror that an sin italian had been paying regular visit to the cholera ship alesia to dispose ol 01 his wares there stems seems to be a barong and a just jus t demand for him to bout boat on the elver river styx JAY GOULD is once more upon the point of retiring from wall street so lie permits someone to phily whisper and now look out tor for either a boom or a crash or both to be immediately followed by jaya jays conclusion to stay with the stock market just a few months longer A is only an sin book already you ou see its leaves appear and while they flutter in the free air the he boodon woodsman i a n cuts tb the e trunk down don n it is is carted to the mill reduced to pulp evolved into paper printed and boul in thirty six hours after it stood among its forest fellows follows it is made into bad novels BOSTON to declare th that at tho tile union pacific men are in nowita now iso related to those sens sons of aa baliel the tile central magnates it B boston oston finds more cause for congratulation in this fact than san francisco finds it must be because tho worst ab about ut the C 1 is known only at the hub IT is claimed by the atlanta atit that the democrats in georgia W want ant the revenue laws wiped outa ont they want the tariff then so modified that there will bo be no surplus and every dollar that is levied lovied for revenue they baut ant levied so as to protect american labor where it compote competes with the serf labor of europe this la Is democratic doctrine and can be b understood by a wa faring roan man though lie bea be a fool of the tile salt lake POO people pie from the los angeles rail railway w 2 y scheme gave the affair an appearance pm of utter titter collapse we feel convinced by the assertion of men acquainted with the proposed route and with ith the booming methods of southern california that the line will never bo be b built ailt under the present management but if ever it is built from los angeles into utah idill it will heck seek and find its eastern connection at ogden the junction city journalistic acquaintance with american affairs is absolutely startling tart ling here latho is the latest london attempt at a description of yankee progress in the united states the telephone 1 is already being superseded A writing telegraph is i already working on a it commercial scale and with marked success the writer uses a stylus 1 or pen with which he lie write writes in J ordinary fashion but only on the empty em apty pty air nir before his b r face is a second pen which reproduces his words on the taps tape in front of it at the other end the receiving pen reproduces the ine message esage in facsimile fac fie simile where and what ie in it JOHN lias a manly western of speech which is most delitha ful we hao have previously told columns of jim fairs whole rescue of and floods nevada bank in ite its darkest hour when some one asked how the reconciliation was brought about he answered dimply 1 I met jica jinx coming id along tha street and he says john I 1 think you are distressed and it you ou are ive got five million you can liae have it if you like and let bygones gon esgo 1 I 1 accepted the offer and sad jim would have to kick me all over the bak before I 1 could be made to think he a pretty good fellow follow BROOKLYN its t a clergyman noice I 1 liegeman im man who lie drops into poetry occasionally sio nally juet just in a friendly way and I 1 0 succeeds in making distortion va with ith a diabolism worthy of stumpy himic he ile hue has written a poem entitled alono alone which is dedicated to the memory of beecher some of I 1 its is verses are as follows foil owe IAM idume my ear the ati m a in its through its pu kurpit pie 1111 ened highee lone lou bouc a sti rt ye from their nichet start frota oat out your shroud dropped ati tebes rave 9 rave thou rushing loon soon huou it crouch ft a annlot ri minion talon and by the raj way the poem contains not one nord word referring to the elminor tl preacher |