Show fried r froth roth I 1 john eaul cald mrs brinton to het husband 1 I intend to return oo 00 1119 calls thid this afternoon wont you s step ep dunn d olvil to the stable and tell them to genii up a carte curlette cur letle t le hsiu with a U drieci 7 r ive I 1 7 when mien were ft the pyramids oi ot r gy pt discovered asked the teach e cr r antho in alie middle agee ages replied tho scholar at tile foot of tile class what do you ou mean by middle ii ages eai I 1 further questioned the agile bogue why the pyramidal ages ot course A lady traveling ng 1 in in a r railway ailway carnago was in much uch annoyed by a cockney companion c embel his IS londra w with I 1 ill this thi ore ere and that air A few moments afterward she quietly reque requested steil hill to close the windows remarking this fills ear is affected by that air 9 do yon you anaw F awed wet what day of t the he month it is today to day dra drawled led out one dude to another in th the new york union club 1 I have no ideal chaw les 1 well perhaps you anaw what day of the month yesterday was 1 I 1 cahnt ant nt last nath wath on the of december A lawyer walked down the street the other day with hia his arm taxed to hold a lot ot of law books why I 1 thought you carried all that sauil in your head observed a citizen 1 I do f 11 quietly replied the young law lawi yer uth with a knowing wink these are forthe for the judge of the district court professor why does a duck put bis his bead head under the w water ater pupil for divera divers reasons tea sons prof why does lie go on land laud pupil for sundry sun dry reasons Prof Next you may tell us why a duck puts hia his head under water second pupil to liquidate his bill prof and wh ft iby does he lie go on land second p pupil up it I 1 to make a run on the bank A student at the university uni erdity as being short of funds wrote to his father in galveston send me by return mail ho ile who gives quickly gives double the old gentleman replied replie by the next maidt mail inclosing inc inclosing losin 00 50 with jd th the remark that as he lie bag had cespon responded ed promptly the 50 was ivas equivalent to tho tile desired at tho the unitarian club MrS mr shippen bippen told a story recently related to him by a princeton professor who had just come from an evangelical gathering A german gernian guest who was ca called ailed upon to address the body did not I 1 sufficiently distinguish between tile accepted uses of tho the words bare barehand and barren and eaid said it gives div es me nie great pleasure to address these venerable and barren heads there is nothing like breaking bad hews gently here is nn an arize n lous method recorded inks french paper A A bookmaker witnesses witness ca in the thil street the accidental death of an acquaintance break tho news to the widow he ile is charged not to tell her too abruptly aitho at the house 11 he 0 asks ask for lor alme widow X 1 91 I am mine mme X 11 saas bays tho the lady but I 1 am notel not 1 would you like to beton bet on it responds the bookmaker this story is told as illustrating the tile ready wit of the late dr 11 howard oward of he ile hd hod for a patient a very pious woman who libed in bel 1 lenca who sent for him one day quito quite urgently he ile did not respond so promptly as hia his patient desired and when he did arrive eho shw upbraided Up braided him sharply ply when I 1 saud for a doctor she said 1 I expect I 1 him to come right right away but my madam lie replied what does the tile good book say about it 1 I know the good book referred to the subject she testily replied does retorted the doctor it says the tile expectation of the wicked shall be cut off the old lady was molli fied fled |