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Show A FELLOW, TO BE MARRIED, ASKS OUR ADVICE. A stranger camo to this office with a grievance. He is a workingman with a pent-up love for a woman who has encouraged his attentions. A week ago he presents:! the object of his affection with a field watch and chain. After bestowing his lovo and r.'ouey on the receptive caudldate for Ms wealth, he is. informed that lm adored one is- fickle-hearted and is about to marry a Japanese cook In the Sunshine restaurant. He asks advice and he seeks public sympathy. We questioned him, and he supplied the information that he had recovered his watch and chain, and then we advised him to go his way rejoicing. He has been paved from a stormy experience on that famed matrimonial bark which of late has been battered somewhat and in the best of weather is said to be none too strong when burdened with a woman wo-man who is fickle or a man who has the fidgets. The watch and chain, oven though "phoney," would have been the most valuable part of the contract binding the pair, and to have saved the jewelry jew-elry and at the same time escaped the tempestuous voyage are sirokes of good fortune seldom vlsUe l upon a heart-prompted, mind-hypnotized, love-Vent, love-Vent, confiding, blind old Easy;Mark In one day. We would advise other lovers, In danger of being similarly afflicted, to p;sent their loved ones with paste diamond solitaires during the pi-rrri which may bo marked by Inconstancy, and to reserve to the last the things of real value, otherwise there may be others less fortunate thaa .he hero of this "money-back" romance. |