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Show V- - ?5 TOM SIMS 3 SAYS 4 Several Baltimore butchers have been told to mend their weighs. Drive on tax dodgers has started. Drive on taxi dodgers continues. Entirely too many lions and elephants ele-phants are being seen by hunters. Beyond the Alps lie Italy's politicians. politi-cians. Some towns aro lucky Near Wittenberg, Wit-tenberg, Mo., two robbers were killed. Klre says Pershing and his party claim they killed 200 ducks, but does not say how many they did kill. It is stransre how we put things off In Kansas, a man needed a shave 30 years before ho got It. Russian soviet government is five years old now. Like all youngsters It never has had enough to eat. Doctor says fatigue is a disease. Most of us do jret sick of work. Our most famous rich American hunters are chorus girls. Greek language has not changed ranch In 2000 years. Not even when ' Greek waiters speak English. - . The United States is in such a bad condition it is going to lend Oibn fifty millions. Former kaiser gave his bride a cost ly present, which comes under the jhigh cost of loving. t'npe May farmer shot an eagle stealing his plrs. Tills will teach eagles to leave pigs alone. Villa was reportod dead in Mexico and it wasn't his time to be reportod dead. H was Lenin's time. Our bootleggers are loaflne on the Job. Arthur Veranay has sailed for India to hunt pink ducks. In Peauvolr, Miss., a couple have be. n married 64 yearn without shooting shoot-ing each other one single time Indiana man has found a new comet n ihe milky way, but It may be the dog star gone after milk. The poor we have with us always, but the rich bto often against us. An old flame with love letters can make It hot for a man Most of the gas politlei;;n.s hand out a laughing gas. |