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Show W AMON(US M0RTALS yy. l" I - : ji to; Now when was your age young Indies were .lis. net and circumspect und never .thought of doing the brazen things you girls do. Oh dear, dear, I hate to think what the young people are coming to nowadays," etc., etc All of which would be much niorefc effective were it not for the fact that Myrtelle if I Bnd UncIe A1 ar? awfully good chums and she has heard all about the mem' 1- chase Auntie led him in their younger daj s. M Tiv Skcpticallest Skeptic of nil is the wife of the artist who is getting UP newspaper page called "Skeptics." 1 . JfitfHsfeMHHsMsl "Now, Philemon, he a mj&:' nice boy and ery quiet, so that Auntie Bfv''' can read, or Santa Claus won't bring vou K' ',: anything this Christ- mas." Somehow this WL old threat, which used Br to work such wonders, hv. has lost its potency since Philemon has been pla)ing round w i t h those F a r r e 1 1 boys. m"-' A little skepticism is a big asset to any wealthy gj oung lady who listens to the plaintive voice of Ev Lord Howebroke when he declares she is the only girl he ever loved. jf The skeptica! prescrip- I tion clerk at the drug' store when the customer with the Sunset Beak and the (j lad Rags presents a 1 prescription for a bottle of Spiritis Iloochcrini (or I hatevcr the doctors call I it) "for medicinal pur- 1 poses onlv." I SB Just when Gwendolyn, the 'K leautifiil heroine, has got- flfl ten herself into such dire I ?. straiK in paying off t Fie fv mortgage on the old farm, . that even the Coal Deilers W in the audience are blowing t-jr their noses and acting al- most human up speaks K the Bird who knows .ill fj' ahoot how the movies are I made "That ain't her E ; . that's Noiiieho.lv doubling tc for her. Stars' never r-ikr M no rlmirn like that " .fim etc . etc. |