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Show ,t i TOM SIMS SAYS (i 1 ... Time jrpent feeling bad Is time wasted Hunt ihe bright side If skirts keep getting longer wo won't have to sweep the sidewalks. Ex-kaiser plans to marry November 5 Wonder if he will nlgn another armistice ar-mistice on November 11? People who think are scarco, but people who think theyihfnk equal our census rigiires. x During our -hunting season a cow rViot -.mc . JuL i- i i. 'o her owner The Turks burned and pillaged Etiquette books would have prevented such blunders. .lust when the silly season was almost, al-most, over a Syracuse man sued a widow for breach of promise A huge swarm of flies invaded Bos Ion. It is thought they wanted a taste of culture. Among things one must see to believe be-lieve is an . XV v.. working. If, as they claim, the tariff was passod by machine politics, it WSJ subtracting machine. Everything has it bright side, j About 100,000 Ions of figs were bunted by the Torks. "Can Bird Smftlir' headlines iho Digest. Yes. If not on ice. Wheat, prices are so low tho grower has hi bushels of trouble i French baron arrested for stealing i an actress' ear The lower classes usl m on i ocnave One man who chewed tobacco ti years has quit because hlah wife chewed the rag about il In Zlon City, a man has a way to make shoea last 10 years. Going bars foot is another vVork is the only road lo success." j writes one successful man and blasts 'many a hope Our first woman for foreign diplomatic diplo-matic service has been i hosen, but they are all diplomats at home. |