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Show 00 EXHAUSTED. ! President Harding, greeting Eastern Star and other visitors, shakes hands with 1450 people in one day 1 Go out and work a pump handle ithat many limes and you will wonder how Harding stands it-Keep it-Keep it up day after day. iuptith in jand month out, and your desire to be president may evaporate. We nominate President Harding for president, of the League Against Hand shaking, which la considering a gold 'medal for the burlesque comedian who 'originated the saing, "Give it to him he's paving them." AS |