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Show t J &fy TOM SIMS SAYS 1 No matter where a man goes, his laundry mark Is sure to follow. "Turks Carry' Off Girls' headline Ah, It is tho Sheik Cleveland man and his wife are on the same jury. We will let you know if they disagree. A rolling stone hlta the bumps. We eat 2.500.000,000 eggs yearly. No wonder a hen looks mad 1 1 is not true that Guy OyBter, Goraper's secretary, la good only during dur-ing months with an "r " What tickles a dentist like a new candy storo opening? A man's head swolla when he gets stung by a political bee Our next income tax Is due ten days before Christmas. Pancho Villa Is the new fly weight champ It is not (he old Mexican fly-by fly-by night champ Professor Becker ha written ; history his-tory of our independence ( m- man call? It an ancient history New governor of South Australia is Sir Bridges, K C m. Q & C B D S. O,. and at times C. U. I) Since the Chinese never kiss they may have gotten slant-eyed from look ing at their noses . Near Santa Monica, Calif., a Jazz brass band made cows give more tnllk. Bet it was buttermilk. Steel rails are up $3 per ton. Pay no morn. "Wife Who Wouldn't Settle Down" is a new novel; but I he man who won't settle up is an old Btorj Difference between classical danc ing and taking a bnth Is you uso water In bathing. The man who won t stop at any thing ret further than the man who won't start at anything. "Packers I'nitn" - headline Hire.'; car c onductors union? New York's hoard oi education is threatening to find enough seats for all the children. Knox county. Ind ., held B hop calling call-ing coniest Wonder whal the win ner called a road hov, ? "It was but an empty dream," sanp a poet alter buying a dream of a girl a feed. A senator says the new tariff is terrible, ter-rible, others think it Is even worse than thai Borrow money now and you can pay it back for a Christmas gift "Women Will Speak" headline. This, however, is not news. |