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Show N . - ? r rl K V, y REPORTED BY THE Moving Picture SMALL WONDER. GROUCH Consular Reports are collected memoranda from cities and towns In various distant parts of the word showing the universal quality of thpypbpular Interest which the moving pictures excite. England, Japan. 'Turkey, Mexico, India. Australia and the islands of the sea all have the same story to tell; wherever the cinematograph goes it finds an Instant and sustained Hare the Original Hiram J. Tells of His Attendance at a Country - - - "Function." Hailng nothing else to do, remarked the old codger, attended function while 1 was over at Tor-fid- ' file the other day. The affair held in a dispirited groie at the nd of a road in which every time S horse popped down his foot the duBt Shot up In the air like a sk rocket band was playing without, the flighted remorse. A statesman, with neck as wrinkled as a pickle, dron-forth redundant noneuitles withA sad and rickety out end wound 'round and 'round! n the sound of its own plaintive pee- j lie doodle In a tipsy pavilion a icarse pt raon was endeavoring to sell, li brasen defiance of the pure food gnd drug act, what looked alarmingly' Jtke horned toads fried In axle grease k gentleman in a striped tent near y hoarsely staged tliat he preferred to eat snakes at ten cents per ser 1 heie was the usual balloon pent wimh seemed perfectly tiling to do guy thing but go up Scattered around through the festal sceue were a few Old soldiers grumbling; a smattering pt farmers, also grumbling; sundry Jmnest voters, likewise grumbling. nd various other folks, nothing about khi(m is worth except mentioning thjit they, too, were grumbling. It tnay have bettn a reunion, a fair, a tally, a picnic, or whatnot, but whatever they chanced to call it, twas an excellent example of oue of our most fherlshed Institutions.'' Kansas City i Famous DoneheadPiays onMajorLeagul diamonds xfhitec Ayltvdty Pjyrrj to', fi-Hc- . ki jVGtt J. fuil8m welcome. His Reason. Dearest During the first danco I have with you be sure and say something to me. She Why? He Because you're so light. If you dou't speak I will not know 1 have Princeton Tiger. yon In my arms He d merry-o-wahlil- BY CHICK GANDIL. e - First Baseman Washington Club, Whoso Playing Since Hi Return to the American League Has the Sensation cf the Yesr. j Fur-nlshe- d The worst mistake I ever made I was kidded into making and it acted as a, boomerang and won a game of ball for us from Happy Hogan's bunch from Vernon. I was playing then with the Sacrament team and Vernon was badly crippled up, so Hap, who never loses a chance to pull off a trick, had to go out and play first base as well as manage the team. In the ninth inning Vernon had us beaten by one run. I think the score was 6 to 4, and with one out the batter ahead of me singled and 1 followed It with a hard hit to center. We were playing hit and run, and when the ball went out to Carliale I figured I would take two bases on the bit, but he got over to it so rapidly I was forced to turn and sprint to get back to first. I dont know what I was thinking about, but I guess 1 took it for granted that the runner ahead of me was slow in starting. I thought sure he would be on third, and as I slid back to first I did not even look at second base to see where be was. It was a pretty close play at first and Hap kicked for the decision, but didnt get It He came back to the base and I suppose you'll steal. Hell said: c&ll you safe anyhow. Maybe that put the Idea in my head. Hap was sore, kicked the basq, and walked back, letting me get a big lead from the base. I kept glancing back at him for fear hed fly to pull off some trick on me, and he kept yelling, Go oh and steal! He'll call you safe if we On the first ball catch you a mile. pitched I stole, and stole easily only to find that 1 had stolen second with the other runner perched there. The ball was thrown- - to catch us after I was safe, and we both were caught be- - ur CHILD'S FACE ALL RED SPOTS & 6 'J $ j Harry Krause rises, Willie Mitchell change of Mitchell to Toledo, for Krause. Professional baseball plays funny pranks with Its devotees. "Lefty Krause came Into the American league in 1909 with the usual blare of trumpets, jind also the usual dope Some predicted from the skeptics. whirlwind success for him. "Rube Marquards failure to produce was well engraved upon (he public mind then and the question, Is he another held lemon? prominent place among a large number of the fans. Krause was soon called the sensation of the season. He silenced his detractors by winning eighteen and LARGE FAMILY 32-p- d self-mad- e t Tulls Fills r Albli , IM-aht- af-fa- lr 34-1- Children Cry for Fletcher's D, Jake Daubert Is Best. Manager Frank Chance of the Cubs proclaims Jake Daubert of the Superbag the best of all first basemen. As Frank was a classy performer at the first station, his opinion should AMgetablr Preparation Record. The Burlington team of the Centra Association claims the base stealini record for a game at leaBt for a "bob tall contest. In a seven-inninaffal, with Kewanee recently Burlingtoi players stole 13 bases ,nd as a fee ture put through a triple Steal. Wltl the score 13 to 3 in the first half o, the eighth Inning in favor of Burling ton the game was called by agree ment, as Kewanee had used slh)t pitchers and catchers trying to heat off the slaughter. Base-Stealin- since It Infancy Ibr As- supervision Allow no one to deceive you in this. 'wwk All Counterfeits, Imitation and are but g Just-aa-go-od Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health ot Infants and Children Experience against Experiment. iNFANTSttlimc g count Blit Joyce as Scout. Scrappy Bill Joyce, famous in the a player and a'manager, la acting as a scout for a major league club and Is now looking over the Texas league players. 80's as Zimmerman Cent Krapp. i Castoria 1 a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Drop and Soothing Syrups. It 1 Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, morphine nor other Narcotlo substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverishness It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates tba Stomach and Bowels giving healthy and natural sleep. The Childrens Panacea The Mothers Friend. OpiuniXarphine norhberal Not Narcotic. MMhUtf ItnW-PfAVjke, Hitting Hard. If Heinle Zimmerman does no lead the national Jeague in extii base drives this season It will not b his fault The Bronx boy la slmpl) murdering the ball. AH of bis' drive are of the hardest, and cleanest kind All pitchers look alike to the battlni sensation ot the day. Heinle is very popular among his fellow players ant they are Tooting hard for him to wli the antomoblle to be awarded to Um most valuable player to bis club. losing eight games. Greater things were expected of him the following season. The "greater things didnt The campaign of 1910 materialise. found Krause snatching for success like a dying van grasps for a straw, bnt finding It far from his reach. He won six and lost six, even though be had the club behind him which won the Americas league pennant and afterwards the worlds aeries from the Cubs. Phllllts Want Players. Horace Fogel bas announced tba la 1911 his fortune was so better. He won seven and lost six. the Phillies Are In the market for met He started 1913 on trial. The trial and will pay as high as $10,000 pe' ended srbea he lost .two games He each for the right kind of players. ' ;nnknr .perfect Remedy forCunsflp- Sour Stomach. Dlartoa Hon. Worms JConvulswcsTewns BESS and LOSS OF Su k, lie Sin . What is CASTORIA Promotes DigMttonflrerM ness and Rest jContains nritte teSSle ar , Why Not Mildred was wearing her first nnlon init. of which she was very proud. Wishing to tell a member of the family about it and puzzled for the right asms, she said: "Did you know I had new new underalls? MOTHER OF , The deal was consummated the other day which calls for the ex- Jennings Not Superstitious. Hugh Jennings has no patience with the superstitious player. "It Isnt the prose-eye- d girl in the stands that costs games. Its rotten s playing," says Hughle. ' c tthe v"v 'w- falls. Charlie Carr Doing Well. Manager Charlie Carr of tlje Kansas with City team la having a great-yethe stick. The former Nap has been hitting close to the 375 mark all season. Your discretion might look like Carrying It Too Far. like any cowardice iu another. management, other good thing, may he carried to -excess Marriott The speaker was R Thompson, tbe San Francisco scientific management expert He cou'inued, says the' New York Tribune; 'Ye scientific managers mustn't go as far as Hussler went. "Hu8ler was the proprietor of a tremendous factory where scientific Tell How She Keeps Her management had reduced the mo Health- - Happiness For tlons of every hand from UPO to 17 Hussler attended a very fashionable Those Who Take wedding one day, a wedding where Her Advice. the ceremony was performed by a bishop, assisted by a dean and a canon, and In the most impressive I want to ten jroa Scottvllle, Mich. part of the writ Hussler, overcome by how much good Lydia E. 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Pinkhams Vegetable Comfact Jo the authorities at the first pound, made from native root and herbs, place at which he descends. contains no narixitJca or harmful drugs, and today holds the record of being the The Paxton Toilet Co. of Boston, most successful remedy for womans ills Mass., will send a large trial box of known. ' Paxtlne Antiseptic, a delightful cleansing and germicidal toilet preparation, IFYOUKAV-k to any woman, free, upon request. m appetite, ladl(,tki, HwiSam, Sick Htedacbt, "aU res Sewa er tactile Saak, gee Even the man who Is his own will IlnS worst enemy is always ready to for' give himself. "Sci-n(lfi- quite-enoug- Harry Krause, Former Athlatle tween bases, and while they were running us around some one threw wHd and one run scored while I went to third and scored on a fly, wfnntng the game. He Hogan certainly was sore. yelled about the luck of a bonebead busher. The truth Is he had pulled(a clever play. ' He' saw that I did not know second was occupied and kept kidding me and giving me a long lead seclust to keep m from looking-- at ond, and then, after he had piffled off the play, it turned against him and gave us the game. Besides that it always taught me not to take things for granted, but to have a look around before pulling any more of those John Andersons. (Copyright, 1312, by W. 3. Chapman.) When a couple Is engaged they look The Fisherman Doggone it. I've sit at each others virtues with magnl- here for an hour aud ain't even got a ' Ding glasses, which are thrown aside 'on their wedding day St., Terre Haute, Ind. nephew, a boy of four ears, bad a breaking out on bis face. t was little red spots at first, tbeiv he would rub and scratch and water blisters would form, and wherever the jsater would run another would come jiatll his face was covered with them, ile would cry and fret H1b mother ot some medicine, but It did not do ny good. He would scream and cry pad say It hurt. We hardly knew .him, v i l his litle face was all red spots and blisters. So I begged him to let me l ' ''- ,','f put some Cutlcura OIntpient on them. !' 4 The next morning I made a strong ''a j. i n ; wv soap suds with . Cutlcura Soap and washed his face In the warm suds. The little blisters burst by pressing the cloth on them. After I had his ,'H v face washed, I put the Cutlcura Oints, p' ment on and in a short time his little ftv face wae all red and dry. I kept using the Cutlcura Soap and putting on the ... V , Cutlcura Ointment and his face got as .J' vsv - A' .bell and It did not leave a scar, . lie S V-v. gas entirely cured In about one week and a half. (Signed) Mrs. Arthur laworth, Jan. 10, 1913. Cutlcura Soap and Ointment sold Pitcher, Now With Cleveland. throughout the world. Sample of each . Skin Book. Address with was shipped to Toledo. Developing t free, post-car"Cutlcura, Dept. L, Boston. sore arm after pitching and winntni two games he consulted and wai Job Not Satisfactory. treated by Boneaetter Reese. Sinct said Im a man, then he has won seren consecutlvi proud Individual. games. "Well, you .are all right except as to Mitchells record has been some bead, commented the listener. )our Willi Krause. of what like that that? Hows shocked the baseball world by win The part you talk with Is too big 191 ten consecutive ta games hlng for the part you think with. and closing the season with a recon of twelve victories and eight defeats Ideala. It was too good to last, , Willie'; What Is your idea of a perfect husBootbln Mrs. Wlalow Bjrup for Oilldrpa progress was seriously mutilated tb band tertblaff' ofias tbe fravs, rvNJiwi Tntamu-Um- . taatwbat pan aaeS. Tbar tana as tha weak next season S6e a InhiI. One with about a million, who mUb. fuYt wind atiaurk aad bH4 ap tha llacctae awargtaa. fourteen. vould lose no time In making me a His ambition was almost annihllat merry widow. Even a homely man la apt to boast AffCMTfi Mata SPa 6af aniline pataataS I O to4naMH MeMftifMfOd ed this season. Starting with a mag of how the women run after him. Mirtli ansrl f4 IfigilB B4 ftJU, Bln l Bus JtoTj Auti, MtfBUBB nlficent victory over Detroit ,1a th A woman cant feed a man so much A man knows more at 21 than he opening game of the season. In whicl taffy that It will spoil Lie appetite for MKLL t PKGA, BOY AND GIRL AOK.VTA he held the Jnngaleers to five hits an ft. can unlearn between that and 60. of post tsrrls for ua at Itk tm and rrwlvs ft ttr Writ tod?. doll, rlflr, air fra two runs while the Kaps worked ir M J Paul f, P O. B li7. Lot Aisftatat, Cat. the winning nm of a long contest It love A new a boosts a to catch husband than Its easier girl (never W. the eleventh, Mitchell gave promlsi to uncatch him. Salt Lake City, No. 91 by boastlng of an old one. of rivaling the star southpaws of th . ago. Then came the fall. His record t date Is two victories and six defeats. , The switch of Mitchell for Kraus r.vvv'eVYVxvsvvyi'w-T-vvwvvvvvv'wvv,andhe work of other members of th Cleveland team ls sufficient ground; for the prediction that one or more o the Vher pitchers will soon follow. Unless Gene Krapp shows a differ ence inhe style of control In the !m mediate be sound ed for him. Gene Is on the edge o passing below. Soi near the edge The Kind Yon Have AlwffTtonght, and which has been that another display of wildness ot In sue foe. over 30 yejtrs, ha borne the signature of his next trial may force him oyer th alcohol 3 Percent. tpid has been made tinder his per-so- nal edge. 632 N. 5th My little ' Chick Gandll. 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