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Show 1 f TOM SIMS J SAYS There is a big prune crop. Heavon help the boarders. Married life in a flat has a tendency tenden-cy to become that waj Oh, what Is so rare as a quiet day In Ireland Tho bonus bill rates another wound chevron. What makes a est madder than seeing see-ing the dog catcher loafing" The Shaker Cult at South Union, Ky., is bankrupt. That reminds us. Ford closed his plant For the land's sake, pay the farmers farm-ers for their crops. Our oil output is increasing And since school opened the castor oil intake in-take is increasing. When you see a man laughing he may be a coal dealer who has just looked at the calendar John J. Butler was killed while shaking a rug Show this to your wlfo next time Clemenceau. the French tiger, may come over here for an attack on American banquets Some wives think their duty is to play bridge and Work Bridget I "My Wild Irish Roso Is a new-movie new-movie Lloyd George thinks if is what i tho Irish did Milkmen's association protests I tramps steal cream. Sounds like van-' van-' ishlng cream. Having a two-dollar bill mn be had jluck; but not having one Is often worse than that, i The man who talks to himself wantM to hear something he can believe be-lieve Rlekenbaeker, famous aviator, is married. While he works his wife will look up to him. Harvard has Rood football pros-p pros-p iota, but Yale plans to spill the Boston Bos-ton beans. Bread wasn't made with yeast until 1 1650. but some of it h.ifn't kept very well. I Turkish atrocities are being committed commit-ted in Asia Minor and smoked in the United States. A man doea not always say what he thinks because it is not proper to I cuss before ladies. Ex-Senator Cole la 100 years old He can remember years and years :igo I when congress worked. |