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Show U - 7 f fipj) TOM SIMS jtjf SAYS The tariff in California nuts has j nothing to do with Hollywood Austrian crown is missing. It was ' about gon anyway. Summer dresses haven't as many hooks, but have more eyes on them Denby escaped from an airplane fall In China. It Is a bad habit. The cost of lhlng Is the same all you make A wise man never kicks a stick of dynamite or his wife's cat. "There are too many stocking i banks," says Edison, who may havej been watching a crowd board a street car. I Senate wants a low glove tariff. 1 They are used in handling voters. (fo man's ship comes in unless bin ship goes out Most of these men who long for the good old days would hate to go to bed I at 6 o'clock. Albania Is looking for a king. There are lots of them out of work. Every time we think of congress we feel for our money. This may be an awful country, but we own morp than three fourths of the world's gold. I Health hint: Cross crossings carefully. care-fully. There is always a bright side. If the train stops vacationists can't come back home Richest girl In England Bas married, mar-ried, but any girl with money to burn can find a match. Little boys who won't tell the truth are liable to become fishermen or golfers or politicians. Greek statue, said to be 2000 years old, is dug up In New York May be the first cafe owner Only thing worse than a couple in love is one In love. One thing in favor of the dances, they don't move around enough to wear out the carpet The man who tells everything he knows isn't as bad as the one who doesn t stop at what he knows. A dude is a man who can tie a bow-tie. bow-tie. It Is easy for a good looking girl to catch a man because she has such fine co-operation Cheer up' Five months from now we will wifh we had some heat if. as they claim. Jazz is in its infancy, in-fancy, it needs spanking. |